Pen Island appears to be a spoof site. Hilarious post!

"Some people know exactly what they want in a custom Pen Island pen. Others aren't quite sure and may want to experiment a bit before they find the one that is right for them. Wild or mild, we can help you find the pen for you.

No request is too boring or too off-the-wall. Don't be ashamed if all you want is a normal skinny white pen, they get the job done and they are infact our biggest seller! Conversely, there is no reason to be shy about your Pen Island needs. We've done it all. Wrapped in leather, little pink bows, we've even done pens dipped in chocolate!

Your pen is our business. Contact us today."