Csar:
Put up a list of the participants would you kind sir?
Csar:
Put up a list of the participants would you kind sir?
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
I would like to participate.
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Seamus Fermanagh
GeneralHankerchief
UltraWar
Sasaki Kojiro
Husar
Sir Moody
Prole
Sigurd Fafnesbane
TheRTWGuru
Dutch_Guy
Silver Rusher
Ignoramus
Reenk Roink
Hepcat
Warluster
Peasant Phill
Masy
Kommodus
Jimbob
Kagemusha
Discovery1
Don Corleone
Xiahou
Today was a quiet and uneventful day in the Gameroom. Kommodus came home from work tired and all he cared about was taking a shower, eating his supper, and going to bed.
Since the shower was running Kommodus didn’t notice that someone had broken into his house. The intruder entered Kommodus’s bathroom and slipped a grenade into the bathtub. Before he could throw it out of the bathtub the grenade exploded and left Kommodus in many little pieces.
…….
Later that day Ignoramus was at his house cooking his supper. Ignoramus was really looking forward to his supper because he hadn’t eaten anything all day. But sometime during the day a strange figure had switched Ignoramus’s cell phone with one exactly the same when Ignoramus wasn’t paying attention.
Ignoramus’s phone rang while he was eating his supper. He didn’t even notice that this number was one he had never seen before. He answered his phone
Ignoramus: Hello
Mafioso: Hello Ignoramus, I’m sure you haven’t noticed this but I switched out your cell phone with one exactly the same.
Ignoramus: Who is this and why did you switch my phone out?
Mafioso: Well I guess I can tell but you probably won’t like……
Just then the cell phone exploded in Ignoramus’s face. The scene was pretty bad and not many could stomach the carnage.
……….
Later that day Csar the Chief of Police spoke. Today there have been two gruesome murders in our peaceful town. We have reason to believe that the Mafia was involved. I have sent out a Detective to investigate the villagers of this town. I will not disclose this persons name for his own safety.
Until then I think we should try to root out these invaders by a democratic vote. You will all be able to vote for anyone you think is guilty and at the end I will tally the votes and the person with the most votes will be executed by whatever method I find suitable.
Now get voting.
Vote:Csar
Thank you mafia. I am going away next week and I am glad that I didn't have to commit suicide.
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Vote Proletariat.Mi Lady, why did you have to join the dark side?
Ja Mata Tosainu Sama.
The mafia immediately killed two members with a long history in mafia games. This is nothing out of the ordinary, but it lets me believe that we should look for 'oldtimers' (members that already participated a few times). So for now we can disregard Jimbob and probably TheRTWGuru.
But other than that I have no clues to go on and will postpone my vote until more villagers have posted their commentary
Originally Posted by Drone
Originally Posted by TinCow
I'll vote with Sasaki for now, but I guess I'll have to change it later.![]()
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
as always im going to Vote Abstain until someone can persuade me in one way or another
Gah, I'm dead! I have this to say about you silly mafiosi:
You churlish elf-skinned canker-blossoms!
You gorbellied hedge-born miscreants!
You paunchy dog-hearted boar-pigs!
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Ok, I'm done. If I ever get back to work on my other method, I'll suss you out yet... but fortunately for you, there's just so much M2TW to play!![]()
Have a nice day!
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. -Jack Handey
Vote:SeamusOriginally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
people,
Instead of throwing wild accusations, lets give a valid reason for a vote. Our only chance of lynching the right person this early is with sheer luck or when we get a good debate going.
Originally Posted by Drone
Originally Posted by TinCow
sorry, double post
Last edited by Peasant Phill; 11-28-2006 at 17:17.
Originally Posted by Drone
Originally Posted by TinCow
Unvote,Originally Posted by Peasant Phill
Vote:Peasant Phill
I've never seen you post this much.
Vote: Masy
This is a intresting double assassination by the mafia which leads me to think there could be something hidden cunningly inside the murders. I will vote for Masy as he seems to be the type of person who would be clever enough to switch a phone with a false one and get away with it, or maybe hide a grenade under his headgear.
Actually, Sasaki's reasoning does make sense. But it's not enough to garner a vote from me.
Look at the kills. Both of them are pretty short and not that well-written. Unless this is a ruse by the mafia (and going by experience, I can't help but writing an elaborate kill), this leaves out a couple of people. Silver Rusher, Don Corleone (he won the Writing Contest), and Masy come to mind.
Sasaki has stated on numerous occasions that he's no writer, but he wouldn't prove Kommodus innocent this early, unless he was taking a huge risk. I think a newbie killed Kommodus, and a fairly experienced player killed Iggy.
Vote: Jimbob
Welcome to the game, my friend.![]()
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Indeed.Originally Posted by UltraWar
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Vote: Abstain for now, though needless to say I am suspicious of this post. However, my instinct tells me you are joking around, and thus I will see how the next round develops.
-edit-
. I come to mind? Are you mocking my eloquence? Now two people have immediately accused me on the basis of the kill post. This is suspicious as it is unprecedented...Look at the kills. Both of them are pretty short and not that well-written
-double edit-
oh wait, are you saying I am ruled out, or am I suspicious? Clarify please.
Last edited by Masy; 11-28-2006 at 21:23.
"Once upon a time, on the internet there was a guy, a very deeply flawed man, they called him Eric Bauman..." -www.ebaumsworldsucks.com
Masy: IIRC, your submitted kills in Mafia IV were rather good. I wasn't mocking you, I was ruling you out.
Csar:Sorry, bud. Didn't know.
In the meantime, since my logic is shot:
Unvote: Jimbob
Vote: Abstain
EDIT: Never mind. My vote wasn't based on kill style, it was based on the death of Kommodus.
Unvote: Abstain
Vote: Jimbob
Last edited by GeneralHankerchief; 11-28-2006 at 21:30.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
I'd figured from the kills that they were written by Csar...because...of...how good they were!
Righto.Masy: IIRC, your submitted kills in Mafia IV were rather good. I wasn't mocking you, I was ruling you out.![]()
However, this leaves me with Ultrawar as a sole aggressor...
Why me Ultrawar? I haven't posted anything. My heinous fault is that "I seem to be the type of person who would be clever enough to switch a phone with a false one and get away with it"
Vote: Ultrawar. I think you know why.
"Once upon a time, on the internet there was a guy, a very deeply flawed man, they called him Eric Bauman..." -www.ebaumsworldsucks.com
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
Ahhh thanks guys that makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. To know I have such nice people playing my game. In my own defense I was tired ummm no uh maybe I'll get better oh man.Originally Posted by Sasaki
Vote:Csar
Hopefully I'll get better as it goes on. I'm not used to writing stuff so hopefully with time I'll get better.![]()
Hey at least you try.
Unlike someone else I know...
Vote: Sir Moody...
You are acting strangely like me.
my first legitimate vote for me in a mafia gamemakes a change from been killed within a few rounds by the mafia...
but of course if im going to act like you reenk ill have to retaliate
unvote : abstain
Vote : Reenk Roink
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