Quote Originally Posted by Stolpmeister
Enterprising egyptian sailors decide to scout out the Dead Sea, in case of a sneak attack from the malicious turks:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ister/navy.jpg

Or, "Oi cap'n, how'n the name of Allahs armpit did we end up here?"
I have an Egyptian ship in this exact same place in my campaign.