Tea vs Coffee?

[Somebody Else]

I favour 'brown'. It's what comes out of army canteens at the end of an exercise. Tastes the same regardless of the label - 'tea', 'coffee', 'beef and onion soup' - it's all the same, and also very very welcome when cold, wet and knackered.

*But otherwise, tea - you get to have scones and cucumber sandwiches with it. Not that coffee doesn't have it's place...