Move over CNN, BBC world and Al-Jazeera...

[Louis VI the Fat]

More seriously, will they at least have English translations on the state of the French Rugby team available on the net. When the French are playing at their best I can happily watch them thrash the All Blacks. When the French Rugby Union team are playing at their best the are a sight to behold. When they aren't, my god I hope they are wealthy, otherwise no women would want to bed such a failure.

They are going to broadcast some sports programs from EuroSports, i.e., they'll be crap. Alas. If you're a tech wizard, you could try to recieve France 2 via your computer, they've got all the cool rugby programs.
And, well, you know what they say about rugby reflecting national character so well. It could be anything with France, from magnificent artistic play to astounding failure. And you never know in advance what it's going to be either.

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Oh, and psst...here's what Wasabi is secretly looking at when you're at work:

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'This remarkable collection of candid nude photos of France’s national rugby team goes beneath the uniform to reveal what real jocks look like underneath it all. Each image taken by leading French photographer François Rousseau depicts the rugby player―alone or with teammates―undressing, lounging on the bench, showering.
These are some of the world’s best rugby players―brawny, tough, competitive. Since 1999, the French national rugby team has posed nude or semi-nude for an annual calendar.'

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And please, do not click this link if you're not somewhere alone and private, Proletariat...

[Louis VI the Fat]

Is Mélissa Theuriau still on the English version of this channel?

Lat thing I heard is that she moved to Naked News.

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Okay, she didn't.

For the uninitiated, here's Mélissa. The unbearable thing is, she's ultra-intelligent too.


BTW Drone, meet Olivia Andrez.

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BTW Drone, meet Olivia Andrez.

Yum! Best part is that my French is so bad, I can imagine them saying anything...