That's the last time I invite Mithrandir to a party...

[Tribesman]

The 11-year-old camel, originally from Morocco, cracked open six cans of Ireland's famous stout with his teeth after the door to his stall was left open.

Yeah , but I must ask , since it was that crap "Draught Guinness" in a can then surely you wouldn't even feed that rubbish to a tourist camel .
The camel will get back to Morroco saying the Irish Porter was ***** and saying that the local Flag Brun Beer is a wonderfully sufficient substitute .

Though a question must be asked , since the Christmas do only had 20 employees at it , yet they had two hunded pies , are they really greedy fat(incompatible language )ers .
Or alternatively , who ate all the pies ?