4 -year-old Accused of Improperly Touching Teacher

[drone]

I knew a woman once who breast fed her youngest, and she still occasionally continued allowing a feeding until the child was over 4 years old. She mentioned once how amusing she thought it was that they could discuss which side tasted better. I'm betting the child grows up either preternaturally well-adjusted or absolutely insane.

Definitely a breast-man for life, I'll bet. Wasn't there a thread a while back discussing women breast-feeding up to ages 8?

For the original topic, did the boy unhook the bra? Was there cuppage? Did he stick his face in and shake? And can we get a picture of the teacher's aide?

[IrishArmenian]

What the hell is this? Its just a hug. Blast, those "fun-loving" puritans have taken over every facet of American Life.

[Blodrast]

Definitely a breast-man for life, I'll bet. Wasn't there a thread a while back discussing women breast-feeding up to ages 8?

For the original topic, did the boy unhook the bra? Was there cuppage? Did he stick his face in and shake? And can we get a picture of the teacher's aide?

Are you kidding ? Grown-ups have serious problems unhooking the bra - which is all the more evidence the kid couldn't have done any serious stuff even if he knew what he wanted!

[CrossLOPER]

Maybe you just do better when you don't mean it...

OMGz DIDS I FORGETS THE SMILIES???!??!?!?!?!?

[Spino]

Hey, with those flash cards and her sensible shoes that teacher's aide was just asking for it! It's like waving a red cape in front of a bull!

[CrossLOPER]

Hey, with those flash cards ...

Does her yard stick entice you?

EDIT: I fail, OK?

[BigTex]

My question is did the kid hug the teacher and go

BRUUUUUUuuuUUUuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

[KukriKhan]

Why is a 4-year old in school, anyway?

[Adrian II]

Seconded. Adrian, you need help. Professional, caring help.

Agreed. All of us on this forum need professional, caring help. Lots of quality time with significant others. Personal attention on a win-win basis. In a challenging yet safe environment... yadda.. yadda..

[caravel]

What is truly embarrassing is that I laughed out loud when I read that.

Same here!

[lars573]

Why is a 4-year old in school, anyway?

I started school at 3.

[MSB]

Some people here are just as bad as the teacher

[MSB]

I started school at 3.

I started at four.

[doc_bean]

Why is a 4-year old in school, anyway?

Kids start at three and a half here, do you live in some secluded part of the country *cough* West Vlaanderen *cough* or something ?

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

I started when i was 4 also.. No, The Partents should have taught the kid not to do it. Yea, he may be 4, but still..

[Lemur]

Why is a 4-year old in school, anyway?

My three-year-old is in preschool two days a week, largely to acclimate him to the idea of school. I'm not sure he's learning anything exactly, but I wanted to ease him into the idea.

[Adrian II]

I started school at 3.

Good Lord, I had been married, divorced and married again by the age of 3. I had two kids of my own when I went to kindergarten. Flunked my drivers' test so we had to walk all the way there and back. And no mother's milk for me. Women didn't have breasts in those days, couldn't afford the luxury. Young people today have no idea.

[KukriKhan]

rofl

...Flunked my drivers' test so we had to walk all the way there and back....

Uphill both ways, through the driven snow, over barbed wire and broken glass - and we liked it!...

I've heard other folks send their kids off to school at 3-4; seems a little early to start the assimilation to me. And, aren't we talking about Waco, Texas here? land of the free and home of the ruggedly independent individual? School at 3, when one can't yet even tie his own shoes, seems contrary to the proper upbringing of the next generation of cowboy heros.

[Adrian II]

Uphill both ways, through the driven snow, over barbed wire and broken glass - and we liked it!...

You were lucky to have broken glass. We had no glass at all. Nothing to drink either. We had to drink sand out of our bare hands, and only on weekends if we were lucky and there was enough to go around. Sure, it was rough on your teeth (if you had any) but we didnt mind. Sand did wonders for your stomach. And I mean real sand, young man, not today's bleached and purified sissy sand.

[Mithrandir]

My three-year-old is in preschool two days a week, largely to acclimate him to the idea of school. I'm not sure he's learning anything exactly, but I wanted to ease him into the idea.

It'll surely help him to develop some social skills, interacting with other kids etc.

[Cowhead418]

Get the woman away from children. Suspend her teaching liscense. Unbelievable, how much of an unhinged loon do you have to be to believe that a FOUR year old's touch is sexual? And then to cry sexual harassment after that? Way to handle things like a mature adult, lady. This kid is going to be scarred for life. I don't think he'll ever trust an adult again. Some people, wow... What happened to the world? Have we descended into complete madness already?