My campaign is going better than I was expecting.
I'm on my 110th turn right now and expanding as hell.
I started with England and it's actually my first Total War game. Haven't played the previous ones for some reason (as it appears, missed out on some quality time). Anyways, after kicking some rebel ass and married my princess to the French and becoming their ally, I sent an army to conquer Caen and Rennes, which was held by french rebels. Succeeded on that and next thing I know, French stab me in the back and holding siege on my army in Caen. Needless to say I got pretty pissed at them. I was just about to kick some french ass, and the Danes started to harass me heavily. I fought hard on two fronts and even managed to go on with a crusade to Turkey, which I didn't finish, but since my army was on the Turkish grounds, proceeded to take some lands and sacking the Cities over there and leaving them to rot. My general got massacred by French on the way back. I was really craving for some payback.
As the time went on, I managed to fight back the Danes and finally they got excommunicated. I took some of their cities and they didn't bother me anymore. I also managed to train two excellent assassins, teamed them up with some crafty spyes and proceeded to take care of the French. I literally massacred their family line turn after turn and took their cities with only their captains defending them. The Pope was pretty pissed at me and I didn't quite know where to give money to please him so I was on the brink of excommunication myself. But when I found out I just have to give some 300 £ to Pope to keep him happy, things turned out much better. He is my pet now and eating out of my palm. I was all like: "Hey, Pope, here's your daily allowance, now buy yourself something nifty, go to your room and be a good boy!"![]()
By the 82nd turn my map looked like this:
In the mean time the Cities on the Turkish soil did fine, nobody seemed to want them so I trained some units and buildings there aswell to keep the rising population happy.
So I went on with getting rid of the leftovers from the France, constatnly getting warnings from Pope to leave them alone and constantly ingoring them. As I terminated the French, Portugal attacked me. Well, as they soon found out, that was not their brightest idea. I kicked them in the nuts, took their regions and leaving them with only one city (where the Portugal is located nowadays). They are throwing diplomats at me, trying to get Ceasefire from me, but I just keep knocking them over the fence with a message: "Don't start that what you can't finish."
So the Spain decided that they could take me on. And boy did they thought wrong. I already had some bloodshed with their armies and took some Cities aswell. They are tougher than Portuguese but not tough enough. I am planning to wipe them out in a matter of 5-8 turns.
I also exterminated the Danes and ordered a crusade on that my general easily undertook and won. I gave the sacked city to Poland with some money to buy him into alliance, since he was getting bigger by the turn and I rather have an ally between me and Russia.
So this is my situation now.
I have made 110 turns. I own about 31 regions. My economy is prospering and I live of the fat of the land. With several big armies and constant building up, I still manage to get 10-40k of money per turn. I have a big family tree, Pope thinks of me as his master. I'm about to kick the Spain and Portugal back to Stone Age and when I have no threats from the west, I'll turn my forces to the east and take whatever gets in my way. I'm pretty sure that I will complete the criterias of this campaign without too much trouble.
All and all not too shabby for the first game, huh?
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