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    Moses... a Heretic... who'd of thunk it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mor dan
    Moses... a Heretic... who'd of thunk it?
    He was a heretic... to the egyptians and their pharaoh

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    Hey I got a guy called Abraham before. no pic though. I executed him however.
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    I had moses show up in England, and met his fate at the blade of an assassin.
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    Is he a crossdresser too? looks like nuns clothing to me
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    Considering he was around before Jesus! I think his time machine has broken down and he is now looking for spare parts perhaps?

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    Let's avoid conversations that will lead to getting this thread moved to the backroom... or locked.

    With that said, I find this picture very amusing. I found a few Heretics by the name of Moses in my campaigns. What's even funnier is when a Muslim Imam turns Heretic, while you are playing a Catholic campaign, and his portrait turns into Catholic Priest but keeps his Muslim name. That's some heresy, right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NightStar
    Is he a crossdresser too? looks like nuns clothing to me
    He is an orthodox heretic... Their preists have a sort of neckveil or what you want to call it from their hat.

    With that said, I find this picture very amusing. I found a few Heretics by the name of Moses in my campaigns. What's even funnier is when a Muslim Imam turns Heretic, while you are playing a Catholic campaign, and his portrait turns into Catholic Priest but keeps his Muslim name. That's some heresy, right there.
    At least he still talks like a muslim.
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    The hat he is wearing is that of the orthodox priests and it is called "kalimafi"

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    Thank you, Pansoiatr and Kraxis for enlightening our friend here with a bit of Orthodox education. Pan, are you Orthodox? If so, yay! I can think of very few Orthodox orgahs!

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    Hmm well I think the portrait is random.
    I had a muslim imam turn heretic at Iraklion and he got the above portrait, which is actually meant for Orthodox as you say Kraxis.
    They really should have certain portraits only for certain heretics...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FactionHeir
    Hmm well I think the portrait is random.
    I had a muslim imam turn heretic at Iraklion and he got the above portrait, which is actually meant for Orthodox as you say Kraxis.
    They really should have certain portraits only for certain heretics...
    I believe it is random too, but in this case it seems rather convenient. He seems to be walking about in the Caucasus, Russian priest seems most likely as I generally find them to have loads of priests down there.

    But the random picture thingy seems to center around muslim heretics. I often face that ragged heretic (pic) among muslims, the same one I get at home, but he still speaks like a muslim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NightStar
    Is he a crossdresser too? looks like nuns clothing to me
    On the subject of crossdressing....

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