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    I know you might not rather think about it, but I tought this was kinda interesting. Anyway songs I'd have on my funerals (if it were up to me ofcourse):

    Goodbye cruel world - pink floyd
    Black - Pearljam
    Waiting on an angel - Ben Harper
    And some more like those

    Oh yeah On the end it would be nice if it was ended with always look on the bright side of life, Monty Python uncensored version.

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    Ok, I'll play along:

    My way - Frank Sinatra
    Sjeng oan de geng - de Nachtroave (polonaise!)
    There ain't no party like an alcoholic party !
    We are the Champions - Queen.

    Some funeral, he
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    I want to go out N'ahlans style. I forget what they call the marching band that plays at funerals (or they played at Ed Bradley's funeral, anyway) but it's a great big procession that marches about like a miniature parade, playing "When The Saints Go Marching In" with incredible fervor. If you were to see it from a distance, you would think it was a celebration, were it not for everyone being dressed in black.

    Now that is the proper way to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndresTheCunning


    Ok, I'll play along:

    My way - Frank Sinatra
    Sjeng oan de geng - de Nachtroave (polonaise!)
    There ain't no party like an alcoholic party !
    We are the Champions - Queen.

    Some funeral, he
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    Queen - Another One Bites The Dust

    But it will probably be Amazing Grace on bagpipes. It's somewhat a tradition in my dad's family.
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    Amazing Grace on the pipes sounds great. That song was built for the pipes!
    I would also have "The Wild Rover" with the lyrics.
    "Fall Back Down"- Rancid.
    "Story of my Life"- Social Distortion

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    Quote Originally Posted by drone
    Queen - Another One Bites The Dust

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    And Chopin's Funeral March on the way to the church/abbey/cathedral/mausoleum.
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    My way - Frank Sinatra
    Best funeral song ever.
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    Bob Dylan - It's all over now, baby blue
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Gonzo


    I want to go out N'ahlans style. I forget what they call the marching band that plays at funerals (or they played at Ed Bradley's funeral, anyway) but it's a great big procession that marches about like a miniature parade, playing "When The Saints Go Marching In" with incredible fervor. If you were to see it from a distance, you would think it was a celebration, were it not for everyone being dressed in black.

    Now that is the proper way to go.
    Seconded !

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    When I die I want to have a good, slow and miserable funeral march to be played by a brass band all the way through my funeral service. After my corpse leaves the church I want a violin player and an organist to play really sad music. Doom and gloom, yes, doom and gloom must be maintained throughout
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    I want the crazy frog song.

    Nah serious, I want 1 really short song, one 2 minute speech and then be done with it. Instead of flowers I want a party for all 4 people who will show up.
    Abandon all hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithrandir
    I want the crazy frog song.

    Nah serious, I want 1 really short song, one 2 minute speech and then be done with it. Instead of flowers I want a party for all 4 people who will show up.
    All four people. You're looky. Even my wife says she won't show up at my funeral

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    Super Furry Animals - The Man Don't Give A ****

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    If I thought I could get away with it, I'd want to have It's Raining Men. That song is appropriate for every occasion, really.

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    I want them to play the Chicken Dance. I want everyone liquored up and having a good time. It's hard for everyone to be moany and weepy with the Chicken Dance playing. Besides, when I met my wife at a Halloween party and kept bugging her to dance with me, that was the song she picked (to see how badly I wanted her phone number).
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    My Way - Sex Pistols (Sid Vicious singing)

    Lyrics are pretty spot on for the occasion. And it's more upbeat than the other kinds of *stuff* people usually play at funerals.

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    Albinoni's Adagio for reflection on mortality followed by Allegri's Miserere to uplift the soul to paradise.

    Oh, and of course a live Pogues set for the wake
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    For Whom the Bell Tolls -Metallica

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    Adam's Song-Blink 182

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    Cretin Hop - The Ramones

    just kidding

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    I just wanted six billion human beings to break down in tears for losing humankind's Greatest Hero; sixty millions to name their children after me. Six millions to convert to a religion that considers me it's One and Only True God and remain faithful forever; six hundred thousands to pray to my Saintly Soul every single day for the rest of their and their children's lives. Sixty thousands to suffer serious depression because of the trauma of my death. And six thousand or so to commit suicide in my honor, after sacrificing six thousand bulls each. Oh, and my legacy will henceforth be abused every single year in some sort of grand festival all over the world that has even more blatant commercialism than Christmas which could easily bankrupt Japan.

    Who needs music?

    Or I could, you know, just don't die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    If I thought I could get away with it, I'd want to have It's Raining Men. That song is appropriate for every occasion, really.
    Good choice.

    I don't really mind so much. People can spin what they want, so long as it doesn't suck. Heavy Metal Samurai would be sweet, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntiochusIII
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    Damn and now we don't know what songs we need to play. Anyway I'll take care of that you guys do the bull killling and commit suicide?

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    Niin kaunis on maa.
    Ja Mata Tosainu Sama.

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    Fat Old Sun - Pink Floyd
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avlvs Libvrnivs Britannicvs Maximvs
    All four people. You're looky. Even my wife says she won't show up at my funeral
    At least you wont be late!

    I shall have them play freebird. And then I shall throw a party. Another good funeral song : Celebrate. Yup you heard me!

    note: celebrate chosen for 2 reasons
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gertgregoor
    I know you might not rather think about it, but I tought this was kinda interesting. Anyway songs I'd have on my funerals (if it were up to me ofcourse):

    Goodbye cruel world - pink floyd
    Black - Pearljam
    Waiting on an angel - Ben Harper
    And some more like those

    Oh yeah On the end it would be nice if it was ended with always look on the bright side of life, Monty Python uncensored version.
    Excellent tastes, sir.

    As for me, I'd have Pachelbel's Canon in D played. That way everybody would think it's a wedding and get drunk. And then I'd have It's the End of the World as We Know It - REM played.
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    Without a doubt it will be "The Script for my Requiem" by Blind Guardian.

    Here are the lyrics:
    Hallowed be the fatherland
    God he knows
    How long I'd been away
    From here I did start for the search so
    Full of disease
    I still hear my cryouts
    From the old cellar's inside

    Born in the days of medieval
    My inner voice
    Is always asking why

    I came from nowhere
    Without a task, without a name
    No fear of evil
    Fate, so god please lead me through
    Forgotten realms
    Mysterious dreams
    In sunless rooms I'd sworn
    I'll finish that I started, once
    I'll find my holy grail
    In the holy land

    Returning of the miracles
    It's my own requiem
    The jester's tears
    They are inside me
    Agony's the script for my requiem
    Returning of the miracles
    It's my own requiem
    Is the script already written
    Jester's tears I cry
    Yes, I cry

    I went out of my mind
    In desert lands
    Insanity's pawn
    Out of control
    Much long I've been isolated
    From my thoughts
    Enclosed by the leader's spell
    Bewildered to march
    As a glory knight
    And I tried

    Still I hear the scream of thousands:
    "Crucify, crucify!!!
    Take it all
    Our gold, our homes, our life,
    But we didn't kill your Christ!!
    Reach out for your holy grail
    Enslave us and make us
    Your god's sacrifice!!

    Returning of the miracles
    It's my own requiem
    The jester's tears
    They are inside me
    Agony's the script for my requiem
    Returning of the miracles
    It's my own requiem
    Is the script already written
    Jester's tears I cry
    Yes, I cry

    [SOLO]

    Still I'm confused
    If I was dreaming
    Too late I realized
    I'd been another fool
    I pay the price

    Returning of the miracles
    It's my own requiem
    The jester's tears
    They are inside me
    Agony's the script for my requiem
    Returning of the miracles
    It's my own requiem
    Is the script already written
    Jester's tears I cry
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