(New Year's Eve) Party Tips

[The Stranger]

New Year's Eve is coming and this is the thread where you can seek and give and get advice about How To Dress, How To Drink, How To Aproach Chicks etc etc

LET'S GET THIS THREAD STARTED!!!

[MSB]

Hmmm...
Let's just say: drink in moderation and don't do anything you wouldn't do if you were sober

[Samurai Waki]

Don't get the Office Secretary Pregnant...

Blind Fool my Brother Was!

and an idiot. We ridiculed him much.

[Craterus]

Don't get the Office Secretary Pregnant...

Blind Fool my Brother Was!

and an idiot. We ridiculed him much.

The coolest kids in the world were conceived on New Year's Eve.

[drone]

SFTS's advice applies here:

1. Don't die.
2. No fat chicks.

[Moros]

Just go wild and have fun, that's all have to say.


Ofcourse like drone said, not with fatties.

[Samurai Waki]

Fat Chicks need lovin' too.

But they gotta pay.

[drone]

Fat Chicks need lovin' too.

But they gotta pay.

Giggity-giggity-giggity.

[Moros]

Fat Chicks need lovin' too.

But they gotta pay.

You're a fat chick aren't you?

[Andres]

Hmmm...
Let's just say: drink in moderation and don't do anything you wouldn't do if you were sober

Hey, it's supposed to be fun!

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

You're a fat chick aren't you?

I just sprayed milk all over the keyboard when I read that.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Just say no to snakebite.

[Strike For The South]

Dont Die
No Fat chicks
Drink Heavily
No Regrets

[Somebody Else]

Drink lots.
Drink some more.
Don't let anyone handcuff you to a lamppost.
Do let the right person handcuff you to a bed.

[Kanamori]

Really, the best way to drink:

Know how drunk you want to get -- incoherent doesn't really work for getting chicks; plastered doesn't really work; unconscious doesn't really work; slurring might be okay -- in order to optimize for your goals.

Stagger doses so that the goal can be assured, and wearing into and out of the effects are most pleasant.

Eat food and drink water before, during, and after, depending on how drunk you want to get and how prone you are to hangovers.

Don't lose sight of the goal.


Dressing:

Know where you're going and what sort of people are probably going to be there. Dress according to what you want from it, chicks, maybe men, relaxing, playing around, whatever.

For men, being nonchalant usually works. Overdone, you'll turn into a prep/jerk/ or look sloppy, might be okay where you're going, might not. Social convention tells us men don't care too much, heeding, however, is up to you. Thus, the classic man uses witty charm.

[The Stranger]

Well, is there someone with tips for me?... no... no one? oke well im going to smoke some weedcoke, cya when im high...

oh and i have a tip for you guys...

when you see me, don't run, be nice to me...

[The Wizard]

drink in moderation

Surely, you meant to say drink in the name of the moderation, right?

[Moros]

Jump top 40. That's all there is to it.

[Dutch_guy]

Jump top 40. That's all there is to it.

So which song would be number one on that list ?

[jimmyM]

Check the bottom of your glass.

Unless you're in the bottom, soaked in booze, going "whoooooopwhoooppwhooopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoooooooooooooop", riding the back of a pink dolphin, you obviously haven't drunk enough.

[Ianofsmeg16]

Dispose of all camera and video evidence afterwards

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Set traps all around yourself before you become unconscious. This avoids the need to track down and destroy all video and photo evidence.

[IrishArmenian]

Unless alone, or just at a bar, never drink the hard liquor. One must ease into intoxication (in my experience) to be a more pleasant person. One cannot just go from just-got-to-the-party-sober to stone drunk.

[Samurai Waki]

You're a fat chick aren't you?

Unfortunately the Fetuses in my Fiancee's Womb might say otherwise.

No. I'm just a fat guy.

[Duke Malcolm]

Unless alone, or just at a bar, never drink the hard liquor. One must ease into intoxication (in my experience) to be a more pleasant person. One cannot just go from just-got-to-the-party-sober to stone drunk.

My future bottle of brandy begs to differ. Why can't one ease into intoxication on liquor?

Admittedly it is less fun to drink only one drink all Hogmanay. A small aperitif, sherry, before an early dinner at half past three. A glass of wine or two with dinner (game pie from Rick Stein's Food Heroes, Auntie Provides). A nice whisky as a digestif. by that time it should be okay to celebrate Hogmanay in style. Sharing a bottle of Courvoisier VSOP and a bottle of something from the Rhone Valley...

Not that I do any of that...

[GoreBag]

"Beer before liquor, DRINK MORE NOW."

[Moros]

So which song would be number one on that list ?

Punani-Dj mistery ofcourse! Frozen Flame of Jeckill&Hyde should be second. Than what we have left? Hmmm perhaps Big orgus-DJ Furax?

[Ianofsmeg16]

Never agree to lick your best friends armpit.....that one could come back to haunt you

[Ice]

"Beer before liquor, DRINK MORE NOW."

That's the New Years Spirit. Just make sure you don't hurl on any pretty ladies.

[IrishArmenian]

My future bottle of brandy begs to differ. Why can't one ease into intoxication on liquor?

Admittedly it is less fun to drink only one drink all Hogmanay. A small aperitif, sherry, before an early dinner at half past three. A glass of wine or two with dinner (game pie from Rick Stein's Food Heroes, Auntie Provides). A nice whisky as a digestif. by that time it should be okay to celebrate Hogmanay in style. Sharing a bottle of Courvoisier VSOP and a bottle of something from the Rhone Valley...

Not that I do any of that...

I can never actually "sip" or "nurse" my hard liquor. I never will either. Don't know why, but I try to drink ale at celebrations, because I can drink more of it than whiskey without getting "barely-stand-up" drunk/