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  • Tony Blair refuses to step down. Ever...

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  • US invades Iran

    9 20.45%
  • Iran invades US

    3 6.82%
  • Full frontal nudity during Superbowl half time show

    11 25.00%
  • Loch Ness monster attacks dog walker

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    Revolting Peasant Member marcusbrutus's Avatar
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    Default Most Likely to happen in 2007

    Jumping on the 2007 predictions bandwagon:

    Vote for the option you are 100% sure is absolutely guaranteed to happen in 2007. With the collective psychic energy of the org we can be sure that the top answer is a sure fire thing to happen in 2007.
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    i take it you are still making the poll...
    I support Israel

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    I like the full frontal nudity option.

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    You left out the Gah! option!!

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    The US will declare war on Iran.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avlvs Libvrnivs Britannicvs Maximvs
    The US will declare war on Iran.
    For that to happen we would need a draft
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    There is to wishful thinking...

    Definitely - Full frontal nudity during Superbowl half time show

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    Malta, Andorra, San Marino, and Liechtenstein will form the Coalition of the Willing, divide up Europe, conquer the UK, and start a nuclear war with America.

    The stealth countries will kill us all.

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    Voted for Nessie.

    You forgot to add the dogwalker is actually Elvis Presley, who, off course, is still alive. After the event he will sing a duet with Michael Jackson during the Superbowl half time show. Nessie will be doing the backing vocals. Elvis will pull down Michael's trousers during their song, but this cannot be qualified as frontal nudity. It's frontal plastic.
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    There's no end of the world option.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Csar
    There's no end of the world option.
    That's because the end of the world is so 2005. Oh-seven is gonna be Nessie's year, I just know it. I also like EMFM's prediction about Andorra, Monaco and Lichtenstein teaming up to take out the EU. If you had read the top-secret briefing "Code Lilliputia," you would realize just how real the threat is.

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    I've never trusted Andorra. They sit in their "Principality" pretending that they actually give a **** about tourism, but nobody sees the menacing war machine lurking underneath their impregnable fortress high in the Pyranese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South
    For that to happen we would need a draft
    Or a bunch of them… and some pretzels no peanuts, yah that will do it, peanuts, drafts and something roughty on the jukebox.

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    Im going to jump the Nessie bandwagon also.
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    James Brown will die.

    The most definate one is that there will be a story of a dog walker being eaten by nessy. Though invading iran wont happen, an airstrike is possible. With the counter invasion of Iran into Iraq/US.
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    Nudity !!!!

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    Too bad it will be a fat streaker
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    Duh! The full frontal nudity during Superbowl half time show will anger Iran so much that they will invade the US. As the US cannot stand this, they will invade back.

    And in the chaos that insures will be the perfect time for Nessie to change his food menu with dogs and this will of course be used by Blair to declare a state of emergency were he will maintain his power.

    All of this is planned according to plan Lilliputia and be used as a coverup to inititiate the Coalition of willing...
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    Where's the "ALL" option?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    Malta, Andorra, San Marino, and Liechtenstein will form the Coalition of the Willing, divide up Europe, conquer the UK, and start a nuclear war with America.

    The stealth countries will kill us all.
    I'm glad to see others have woken up to the dangers of the Stealth Countries. Although I'm authorised to tell you that the Resistance does not consider Malta to be a stealth country in its own right. Remember, it's not that they're small, it's that you can't find them - even when standing right next to them. That's why the Vatican doesn't count - it's dead easy to find.

    (Though I understand that according to certain authors they are responsible for a worldwide conspiracy of their own - meh, they are as nothing compared to the mighty power of Liechtenstein - for a start, they don't have lederhosen).

    Now Gozo - there's a stealth threat.
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    Do remember, that Pope Benedict XVI is German, and from Bavaria, which is famous for its Lederhosen, quoth Wikipaedia:
    Nevertheless, they [Lederhosen] have remained a symbol of regional pride. Their role in Bavaria is thus comparable to that of the kilt in Scotland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironside
    All of this is planned according to plan Lilliputia and be used as a coverup to inititiate the Coalition of willing...

    It's so clear now - everything is linked. It must be the government's fluoridated water that's been clouding my judgment and stopping me from seeing the truth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
    Now Gozo - there's a stealth threat.
    Nah, Gozo will be invaded by the army of Comino. They are training secret commandos in the Blue Lagoon.
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    I think Nessie will grab the dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
    I'm glad to see others have woken up to the dangers of the Stealth Countries. Although I'm authorised to tell you that the Resistance does not consider Malta to be a stealth country in its own right. Remember, it's not that they're small, it's that you can't find them - even when standing right next to them. That's why the Vatican doesn't count - it's dead easy to find.

    (Though I understand that according to certain authors they are responsible for a worldwide conspiracy of their own - meh, they are as nothing compared to the mighty power of Liechtenstein - for a start, they don't have lederhosen).

    Now Gozo - there's a stealth threat.
    Malta is a nuclear power. The stealth countries need Malta as an ally. It's just that simple.

    Besides, Malta's easy to miss. It's in the middle of a sea. Who would go for a walk and end up in Malta?


    Besides zombies.

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    Bah, if Blair has problems getting a plane to land, then I say the odds of him stepping down are good, anyway, I don't think the UK can have 2 royal families, or can they?

    If I tried I could get to Malta real easily. It's called the Maltese Falcon, fastest piece of machinery imagined.
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    Even if there is full frontal nudity during the Superbowl halftime show, the 30-second tape delay will catch it and we won't see anything. Nessie and the dog walker FTW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    Who would go for a walk and end up in Malta?


    Besides zombies.
    Excellent point. In fact, I'm more than a little ticked off that "Zombie Apocalypse" isn't listed as an option for 2007. It's coming, just you wait and see. Trust the lemur: load up on canned goods and shotguns.

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    You have all forgotten that the Fürstentum Liechtenstein is actually in the hands of the Swiss. He he he...! Doomsday Europe, we're coming!

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    I wonder if Fidel will make it to '07.
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    Fidel is dead, I guess...




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