Duh! The full frontal nudity during Superbowl half time show will anger Iran so much that they will invade the US. As the US cannot stand this, they will invade back.

And in the chaos that insures will be the perfect time for Nessie to change his food menu with dogs and this will of course be used by Blair to declare a state of emergency were he will maintain his power.

All of this is planned according to plan Lilliputia and be used as a coverup to inititiate the Coalition of willing...