Standing slowly the 4th Elector of House Austria composes himself for a moment:
Kaiser Heinrich, Prinz Henry, Dukes of the Realm, fellow electors,
Gazing out the great window above the heads of the assembled nobles, the 4th elector says absently
Attack Rome you say...
Very few things in life are absolute gentlemen, however, if we attack Rome, then this course of action will provide for some absolutes in our life time.
Raising his voice and beginning to pace in front of the Austrian benches the 4th Elector continues
First, WE WILL BE EXCOMMUNICATED...fact!
Second, our Reich and the people WE lead will question us and our actions...we will need to spend far more resources controlling our own population than we currently do....fact!!
Third, we will be surrounded by 7 Catholic nations of which only 1 is not able to attack us with the Pope’s backing. The military options open to our enemies will be unlimited. Are we really in a position to conduct a potential war on such a scale?
Fourth, our trade and current financial status will drop sharply.
The pacing continues, however his voice lowers to a normal level again
Without try to sound like a bore my lords, WHY are we considering attacking the Pope?
Forgive me if I am not overly impressed by the words of outrage and such. Whether we like it or not, the POPE is the POPE. Spitting in his face, taking his city, slapping his arse will not change that!!
To openly defy him has never brought ANY nation ANY benefits. Are we not able to learn from the past? Is anyone able to outline ONE benefit to this Diet?
I think it`s time gentlemen, to put aside our personal ambitions, our hidden agendas, our outrage and our egos and keep in mind the normal people of our realm, and THEIR condemnation of US if we were to take this course.
Stopping for the moment and standing quite still, the 4th Elector smiles to the gathered nobles
I personally think it's time we cease drinking the Absinth Duke Leopold has brought back from Prague...go outside and do one of the following things...or, both if they really take your fancy...
...strip yourselves naked, and have each of your page man throw a bucket of cold water on you from the battlements...or, go to the jousting range and have Helmut, our local jousting champion, slam his lance once or twice against your Great Helms, and NOOO, that’s NOT the great helm on your head gentlemen...I mean the OTHER great helm we all have!!
I say this my lords, because it’s that level of pain and suffering the people of our nation will surely feel if we allow our secular ambitions to convince us, that attacking Rome is in the best interests of this Reich and the people we have the privilege to govern.
I therefore second edicts 3.4, 3.6, 3.7 and Charter Amendment 3.3
My God rest our souls!!!
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