You know you've played too much mafia when...

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Not mine:

...you try to get out of a speeding ticket by counterclaiming the cop

...you angrily call your local religious figure a sinner because "you're not allowed to quote God's PMs"

When meeting someone for the first time, you analyze the conversation for subliminal hints to figure out what their job is.

Then when they ask you what you do for a living, you get defensive and ask them why they want to know.

And of course, you're immediately suspicious of anyone who has the same job as you.

When the serial killers gets captured or killed you think "yeah, it's really hard to win as serial killer".

...when you vote for a Presidential candidate in the hope of seeing him lynched.

When you're accusing one of your friends of something and another person defends them, you think they're secretly up to something.

...someone breaks into your home and murders you, and you think of it as a compliment

...at your funeral, a faint "Bah, go town!" is heard coming from your coffin


Add your own!

[GeneralHankerchief]

...you watch cop/detective TV shows and are puzzled because that's not how the justice system works.

...you are hesitant to post in other threads because you think the evidence might be used against you in future games.

...you wonder why more doctors don't stay up at night in case they need to make a house call to protect someone.

[Moros]

Go to the local townsquare at the evening and you are surprised that noone is executed.

[Caius]

You call the first person you met in the street:"I saw he, he is mafia!"

[Moros]

If you don't trust someone anymore after he/she ate a meatball.

[UltraWar]

You plan to take over the WORLD!...or is that just me?