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    L'Etranger Senior Member Banquo's Ghost's Avatar
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    Default Holy clowns, Batman!

    I hope our Dutch members are suitably proud of their creative brethren.

    A man dressed as the Joker from Batman has got an official ID card, apparently. He kept the hat because he claimed religion.

    ID cards. The future of security. Oh yes.



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    A Dutchman dressed as the unpredictable master criminal The Joker from Batman managed to get himself a national ID card, despite supposedly stringent new rules which outlaw grins, funny faces, and head coverings from passport pics.

    To avoid confusing facial recognition scanners, travellers in Europe have been ordered not to look too happy in their passport photographs. Eyes must also be open and clearly visible, and there must be no sunglasses, tinted glasses, or hair across the eyes. In the Netherlands, these rules were introduced last August.

    But a 35-year-old man from the Dutch town of Hellevoetsluis decided to paint his face black and dress up as Batman's goofy trickster-thief rival and was astounded that his new appearance was accepted without a hitch. Initially, the man wasn't asked not to wear a hat, but when he argued it was because of religious beliefs, he was allowed to leave it on.

    The incident has stirred quite a controversy among Dutch politicians. Interior minister Johan Remkes now has to explain how this could have happened. "We don't think there are many people dressed up as clowns in this country," his department said.
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    Default Re: Holy clowns, Batman!

    lol

    I wonder what costume I can come up with when 'totalitarian' Blair inflicts this nonsense on us.
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    Default Re: Holy clowns, Batman!

    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    lol

    I wonder what costume I can come up with when 'totalitarian' Blair inflicts this nonsense on us.



    Or maybe


    Perhaps
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    Default Re: Holy clowns, Batman!

    Quote Originally Posted by lars573

    I'm surprised this hasn't become more common in Brittain these days. Want to avoid the CCTVs, just slap on a mask of the Guy.
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    Default Re: Holy clowns, Batman!

    I sense Fragony's humor in this....
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    Default Re: Holy clowns, Batman!

    This guy has a great sense of humour. To bad he's already been asked to return the license

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    Default Re: Holy clowns, Batman!

    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    lol

    I wonder what costume I can come up with when 'totalitarian' Blair inflicts this nonsense on us.

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    Dat Batman... he da bomb.
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    Default Re: Holy clowns, Batman!

    lol, I loved the series, especially the weird camera angles



    But you should have posted a fighting scene

    *Puff*

    *Bang*

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    Default Re: Holy clowns, Batman!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bavarian Barbarian
    lol, I loved the series, especially the weird camera angles



    But you should have posted a fighting scene

    *Puff*

    *Bang*

    *Zoing*

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    Might be useful as a thread closing post. :)
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    Default Re: Holy clowns, Batman!

    Quote Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
    A man dressed as the Joker from Batman has got an official ID card, apparently.
    A man posing as a journalist has spread a canard, apparently. This story never hit my editor's radar. And if it made the national news, it would have. Or should have.

    Or maybe I am growing old?
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