"Man hath intelligence, emotion, instinct, and desires aplenty: how unfortunate."


"When flowers are around, look for a coffin.... if you have time left, look for a corpse."


"Power doth people not change; it merely unmasks them."


"If one multiplies humanity's goodness by 100, th'outcome'd still equal 0. Or it would equal a negative number of course... perhaps -100 000."


"I will find one good, virtuous, peaceful, well-minded, intelligent human being, when pigs can fly, when hell freezes, when God shows Himself, when my ***hole learns how to chew gum."


"If there really is a God, he's either not so almighty, or he's a plain sadist."


"No political system is good, whether democracy, communism, and so forth: it's still led by humans."


"As far as I know, death is the only easy sure direct way to achieve peace."


"God has done a poor job of creating humans, a poor job of creating nature. Look at it and tell me with a straight truthful face He cares about us."


"God is like a Lemmings Commander: He sometimes, too, makes painful mistakes."