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    Perhaps this test has been posted earlier, but as I didn't saw it I thought I could share it with the Frontroom. Take this test if you want to know how insane are you:

    INSANITY INDEX 5.84 There are levels of human madness which science has not yet penetrated, which cannot be conveniently labelled or classified. Your score indicates that you are at such a level. You are, quite simply, mad. A classic case. A feather for every evil, whirling wind that blows. Others who scored at this level include singer/psychic pitchwoman Dionne Warwick and Korean cult leader Rev. Sun Myung Moon.
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    Your SaniTest(TM) Results

    Your score is: 115

    For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

    INSANITY INDEX 6.13 This score is solidly in the middle of the spectrum of madness, and it indicates that you are a classic lunatic. Lunatics are often highly functional, and even great achievers. But their personal lives are often left in ruins as they attempt to deal with their antic inner demons. Others who scored at this level include comedian/actor Robin Williams and French philosopher Voltaire.
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    INSANITY INDEX 7.69 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). This is a high score: you're wacko. While not generally recognized as a scientific term, 'wacko' is used by mental health professionals when a patient exhibits numerous otherwise unrelated symptoms at the high end of the moderately insane spectrum. Although your condition is probably not dangerous, you should be carefully monitored for signs of hallucinatory ideation. And go easy on the sugar. Other notable wackos include pioneering inventor Nikola Tesla and author Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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    INSANITY INDEX 6.43 Your SaniTest(TM) score indicates that you are utterly haywire. Your neural circuitry seems to be badly misfiring, with frightening and/or hilarious effects. You may find yourself capable of superhuman strength as a side effect, but don't count on it. Others who scored at this level include entertainer Wayne Newton and skateboarding legend Tony Hawk.



    Huh...that test was hilarious...
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    INSANITY INDEX 6.28 This is a very special score. Although the SaniTest(TM) cannot provide you with a specific diagnosis, this score just reaches the level commonly referred to as 'certifiable.' This means that your family and/or loved ones, if you have any, would be able to have you legally locked away in an asylum at a moment's notice in order to gain access to your money, your possessions, or just out of revenge for all the annoying things you do. Others who scored at this level include novelist James Joyce, philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, and none other than HP Lovecraft.
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    INSANITY INDEX 8.01 This score puts you on the low side of stark raving loco. People who score at this level have behavior and emotions that are highly unpredictable, and many of their ideas seem to come from left field. Other notable people who scored at this level include industrialist Lee Iacocca, rapacious hotel queen Leona Helmsley, and actor/comedian Martin Lawrence.

    That was fun and all, but just not that likely.
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    Your SaniTest(TM) Results

    Your score is: 138

    For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

    INSANITY INDEX 7.85 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). After careful analysis, your score suggests that you are afflicted with delirium. You seem prone to disordered speech, confusion, and paranoid delusions. (Although president George W. Bush exhibits many of the same symptoms, in his case they indicate immense stupidity rather than actual madness). Other notable people with this condition include Swiss artist HR Giger and British monarch Queen Elizabeth I.
    Yup, this explains a lot...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaniTest
    INSANITY INDEX 6.73
    Your score indicates that you are totally unhinged. It seems likely that the rational parts of your mind are completely separated both from your emotions, and from all practical views of reality. You should beware of overreacting to situations, and you might want to get a few opinions before investing in real estate. Others who scored at this level include mime sensations Shields & Yarnell and serial killer Ted Bundy.
    Nice. And oddly accurate, as Ted always used to say.

    Seriously, I particularly like the suggested connection between madness and evil. That is typical Lovecraft.
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    INSANITY INDEX 6.58 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are completely unbalanced. This is not a terribly serious condition, and can even be rather charming if not mixed with a violent temper or serious subtance abuse problem. Others who scored at this level include publisher Larry Flynt and famed explorer Ferdinand Magellan.
    Ah well...


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    I accidentally closed the window. But I think it was 5.61 and the description mentioned schizophrenia.

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    See: Adrian II.
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    Your SaniTest(TM) Results

    Your score is: 111
    For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

    INSANITY INDEX 5.84 There are levels of human madness which science has not yet penetrated, which cannot be conveniently labelled or classified. Your score indicates that you are at such a level. You are, quite simply, mad. A classic case. A feather for every evil, whirling wind that blows. Others who scored at this level include singer/psychic pitchwoman Dionne Warwick and Korean cult leader Rev. Sun Myung Moon.
    Insanity is only a state of mind...
    We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironside
    Insanity is only a state of mind...
    My score was the same as Ironsides
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    Your SaniTest(TM) Results

    Your score is: 124

    For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

    INSANITY INDEX 6.81 Your score suggests that you are what's known as 'bughouse.' That's a colloquial term for madness from a time when people who thought they were crawling with bugs were often correct. In these more hygienic times, it indicates a potentially serious problem. Others who scored at this level include pop star Michael Jackson and Greek philosopher Plato.


    This test is scored wrong. The answers that I gave were best, and whatever is used to score this crap is too 'normal'.

    It was fun taking this to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, though. When I'm 64....
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    Your score is: 132

    For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

    INSANITY INDEX 7.41 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score indicates that you're somewhat deranged. You may be having difficulty coping with your own emotions, which can lead to frenetic, disorganized, and potentially self-destructive behavior. Other notable deranged people include fitness guru Richard Simmons and Greek philosopher Euclid.

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    Your SaniTest(TM) Results

    Your score is: 121
    For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

    INSANITY INDEX 6.58 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are completely unbalanced. This is not a terribly serious condition, and can even be rather charming if not mixed with a violent temper or serious subtance abuse problem. Others who scored at this level include publisher Larry Flynt and famed explorer Ferdinand Magellan.
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    A surprising number of variations, usually these stupid quizzes have about 4 results. Anyway according to this accurate scientific SaniTest device I am this:

    INSANITY INDEX 6.06 This score indicates that you are hysterical. By which we mean subject to overexcitement of the psychic, sensory, vasomotor and visceral functions, coupled with unmanageable fear and emotional excess, and not that you're particularly funny. Although sometimes loss of those visceral functions is good for a laugh. Others who scored at this level include ex-president Bill Clinton, thrill murderers Leopold & Loeb, and new-age archeologist Graham Hancock.
    Pah what rubbish! I am nothing like Bill Clinton. I demand a recount on my scores.
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    Hilarious questions.

    Your score is: 111

    For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

    INSANITY INDEX 5.84 There are levels of human madness which science has not yet penetrated, which cannot be conveniently labelled or classified. Your score indicates that you are at such a level. You are, quite simply, mad. A classic case. A feather for every evil, whirling wind that blows. Others who scored at this level include singer/psychic pitchwoman Dionne Warwick and Korean cult leader Rev. Sun Myung Moon.

    Actually, it might not be that far from the truth...
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    Your SaniTest(TM) Results

    Your score is: 103

    For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

    INSANITY INDEX 5.24 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are phrenetic. Easily startled and prone to overreaction, it may be due to excessive exposure to unnatural stress and morbid imagery. Other people probably refer to you as 'twitchy' behind your back. Other notable people who scored at this level include PLO chairman Yasser Arafat and inventor/educator George Washington Carver.
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    142, 8.14 and "raving".

    I am not the highest scorer in the CA design group. Oh no, not by a long way...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountArach
    Your SaniTest(TM) Results

    Your score is: 121
    For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

    INSANITY INDEX 6.58 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are completely unbalanced. This is not a terribly serious condition, and can even be rather charming if not mixed with a violent temper or serious subtance abuse problem. Others who scored at this level include publisher Larry Flynt and famed explorer Ferdinand Magellan.
    Same.
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    Why is this multiple choice?
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    INSANITY INDEX 5.76 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are psychasthenic. A very interesting condition, it means you lack the capacity to resolve uncertainties, or resist phobias or compulsions even though you know they're irrational. You may have trouble making decisions, or you may find yourself engaging in self-sabotaging behavior. Others who scored at this level include millionaire Howard Hughes and occultist/heretic Giordano Bruno.


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    Your score is: 115

    For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

    INSANITY INDEX 6.13 This score is solidly in the middle of the spectrum of madness, and it indicates that you are a classic lunatic. Lunatics are often highly functional, and even great achievers. But their personal lives are often left in ruins as they attempt to deal with their antic inner demons. Others who scored at this level include comedian/actor Robin Williams and French philosopher Voltaire.
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    INSANITY INDEX 5.91 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Sorry to say it, but your score suggests that you are phobic. This can be a debilitating condition, but there are various effective forms of therapy. Some phobic patients compensate for their fears by becoming extremely aggressive, recklessly daring, and/or profoundly annoying. Others who scored at this level include puritan scourge Cotton Mather and folksy entertainer Andy Griffith.
    Interesting. I am phobic, in fact: I have an illogical fear of spiders.
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    I scored 115

    or 6.13 (see other posts)
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    INSANITY INDEX 6.06 This score indicates that you are hysterical. By which we mean subject to overexcitement of the psychic, sensory, vasomotor and visceral functions, coupled with unmanageable fear and emotional excess, and not that you're particularly funny. Although sometimes loss of those visceral functions is good for a laugh. Others who scored at this level include ex-president Bill Clinton, thrill murderers Leopold & Loeb, and new-age archeologist Graham Hancock.
    well thats not too bad

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    I got 8.14 on a retake... must... get... 10

    Gah, Jesus is getting in my way again.
    Last edited by Kanamori; 02-14-2007 at 15:07.

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