You're Addicted To RTW When...

[The Spartan (Returns)]

You cross out dollar on your dollar bill and put denarii instead. your turn.

[Silver Rusher]

When selling maps on the street, you make everyone pay £3 every day for the rest of their lives in order to buy the map.

[Duke Malcolm]

One offers all of France for a map of Majorca...

[Masy]

You compile lists of flaws and virtues for those living in your household...

[The Spartan (Returns)]

you want to learn latin. (not learning it during schhol)

[Avicenna]

...you go to the zoo hoping to make elephants run amok.

[InsaneApache]

You get a bow and arrow and using flaming arrows you use the local peasants as target practise.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

you take off the hood of your car and the engine, and make horses pull it. asking girls out and if they, dont you abduct them in your car-chariot and bring them to your home.

[King Henry V]

You say "This land is Roman!" when having sex.

[Dutch_guy]

You try trading map information for homework, and expect it to work.

[macsen rufus]

... you try to explain a new sales strategy to your boss by using horse archers and cataphracts as an example

[Alexanderofmacedon]

... you try to explain a new sales strategy to your boss by using horse archers and cataphracts as an example

Best one yet.

Mine:

When you think of diseases as being enemy armies your army (your white blood cells, etc.) have to destroy.

[UltraWar]

You Demand that your school teacher becomes your protectorate after he/she gives you a detention.

[Mithrandir]

have more than 50 posts on a gaming forum related to RTW...

[InsaneApache]

You Demand that your school teacher becomes your protectorate after he/she gives you a detention.

Now that takes me back to a certain Miss. Boulanger, who was (about) 23 years old, size 8-10, long legs and a nice (black) mini skirt. At 12 Y.O. I was aroused to say the least.

EDIT: I forgot to metion, she taught French! Good God....

[Flavius Clemens]

You drive past someone walking a rottweiler and shout "wardog!"

[King Henry V]

You call your boss behind his back "That bastard SPQR".
You try to convince the company that they may increase their turnover if they would just conquer Rhodes.

[The Wizard]

... you realize you're demanding that the opponents be enslaved and taken back to your capital after your national team is victorious in a soccer match.

[Reverend Joe]

have more than 50 posts on a gaming forum related to RTW...

or if you post in a thread like this.

[Mount Suribachi]

1) You sit inside your study all morning playing RTW when its a gorgeous sunny day outside. You look at your walking boots....you look out the window at the sunshine....then you turn back to your screen and ponder how to force teh Seleucids to accept a ceasefire.

2) The countryside reminds you of certain TW maps...the way that church is nestled amongst the trees with the graveyard at the back....that long ridge with the steep slopes on one side....

[Rodion Romanovich]

...you say "not another siege battle" when you have sex

[Lorenzo_H]

You start looking at a child's book on "how to make your own toga" (I found myself doing this the other day!)

You start exploring the cost oppotunity of having your car fitted with scythes.

[doc_bean]

When having sex, you insist on charging the rear

[The Spartan (Returns)]

(you are the senate) you try to overthrow the evil (Julius Caeser) pope.

[Rodion Romanovich]

...you try to form a wedge when you want to squeeze through a dense group of people in a room

[King Henry V]

Best one yet.

Mine:

When you think of diseases as being enemy armies your army (your white blood cells, etc.) have to destroy.

I used to think that way before I came to Total War.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

I used to think that way before I came to Total War.

me too.

[IrishArmenian]

You do not judge people by they're true ethnic background; rather, you judge them by how rebellious their faction of origin was in your Campaign. "Filthy Gauls" (french)
You think it is disrespectful if someone does not complement you by saying "You are the best unit your faction has to offer."
You go out on the street and offer people map information in exchange for an alliance against those filthy Julii."
After you tell your neighbors they are making to much noise you offer them a written treaty that declares a ceasefire. In small print it says: Accpet or we will attack.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

You do not judge people by they're true ethnic background; rather, you judge them by how rebellious their faction of origin was in your Campaign. "Filthy Gauls" (french)
You think it is disrespectful if someone does not complement you by saying "You are the best unit your faction has to offer."
You go out on the street and offer people map information in exchange for an alliance against those filthy Julii."
After you tell your neighbors they are making to much noise you offer them a written treaty that declares a ceasefire. In small print it says: Accpet or we will attack.

lol! i think that was the best so far!

[naut]

You do not judge people by they're true ethnic background; rather, you judge them by how rebellious their faction of origin was in your Campaign. "Filthy Gauls" (french)
You think it is disrespectful if someone does not complement you by saying "You are the best unit your faction has to offer."
You go out on the street and offer people map information in exchange for an alliance against those filthy Julii."
After you tell your neighbors they are making to much noise you offer them a written treaty that declares a ceasefire. In small print it says: Accpet or we will attack.

Lol, Agreed. Although the one about "seige battles" was also rather amusing.