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    on Monday at 7:32pm and 7:35pm Respectively Ms. Waki (who shall remain nameless) gave birth to two spectacularly beautiful children. She is extremely tired, and after numerous doses of morphine has finally slipped into a quiet sleep. This has given me the time to run home for a few things to take back to the hospital for her. She has remained outstandingly strong, and I'm none to worse for the wear, with the possible exception of a crushed right hand. This may mean a final adieu for the .Org for a while.

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    Peace.

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    Congratulations. Especially the Mrs. Two eh? double trouble there ..... what you thinking of calling them?

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    Congrats!

    Give them some balloons from me

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    Congratulations Waki! If you have to leave the Org, this is the best reason I could think of!
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    Congratulations, Wakizashi and all the best to Mrs. Waki and the two little ones!!!


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    Soooo cute

    Congratulations to Wakizashi and Ms Waki
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    Well done!

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    Very cute and healthy children. Congrats

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    Congratulations!
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    Congratulations, and may you all have many joyous years ahead!
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    Congratulations

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    Excellent X 2!

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    CongratulationsWaki and the Wak-ettes!
    Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.

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    Congratulations Waki! (two thumbs up seems appropriate here) May you and the Mrs enjoy the adventure that is child rearing.
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    Congrats, Wakizashi!

    All the best to the new bundles of joy, and best wishes to the missus!
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    Congratulations Wakizashi! They are beautiful!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    Well done!
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    congrats m8

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    Congratulations Waki. Nice work there.

    I hope they have long and enjoyable lives, without causing too much trouble for their dad.
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    Hoooray!!!!



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    Which one's wacky and which one's sassy?

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    Congratulations!

    God Bless you and yours!

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    Nice, good going :)

    Can you already see it before you, though? The crying and cleaning, and nagging later on? And when they hit puberty and such? Man, g'luck to you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pannonian
    Which one's wacky and which one's sassy?
    Good one, Gregoshi should be ashamed he didn't use that first!
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    Conratulations Waki !

    Two fine looking children right there, good job!

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    Congratulations





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    Do they, do they have sideburns?

    Just kidding, congrats. Enjoy them while their cute before you're burried up to your elbows in poopie.


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    Waki, my respects to you and your wife. You've stood hard and quiet. Congratulations.

    And congratulations on the birth.

    Have a beer and prepare for unslept nights.
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    Finally got back from the hospital. Twins are Sleeping. Mommy is sleeping. I should be sleeping, but I'm sort of playing watchdog right now.

    Thanks for the Congrats all.

    @Idaho: The one on the Left is Allison Marie (Ally), and the one on the right is Olivia Anne (Liv... Livy)

    @Vlad: Yeah, the lighting in the Maternity Ward was pretty bad, and I didn't have much time to take the pictures.

    Heres a better one that I took 'bout an hour ago, Their Skin in the first one appears... Kinda ugly

    Heres a better Photo

    Edit: After looking at the pic I took of them when they were first born, and now. Its amazing what 20 Hours can do to an infant's complexion.



    Allison appears to look more like mum in her looks, Darker Skin, Black Hair, Brown Eyes

    Liv Appears to take more after me, Lighter Skin, Dark Brown Hair, Blue eyes.
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    Congrats. Cute babies.
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    Congrats, Wakishazi!

    May you have an interesting 18 years ahead of you.
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