Trinity Ball is looming, on the 11 th of May. I think Ash and the Director are coming... It should be fun. According to your scale:

Awesomeness of band: since there will be about a dozen, i'd say about an 8/10
Quality of beer: Ah, beer! This is Ireland! 9/10, since we'll be getting the cehap version of everything
Quality of loos: 2/10. And the men might wear kilts... Horror
Quality of talent: Talent never entered the equation. But we'll be slaughtered...
Quality of kebab/deathburger on way home: As I said, Dublin, city centre. 8/10 as usual...