Quote Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
Clearly alien abduction.

The UFOs haven't been able to find intelligent life amongst the humans they have probed so far, so they're trying the insect population.

Simple explanation.

If you say so then it must be so!

I would have never looked at it in such a light. I thought George W. Bush was behind it in order to stop Granola production and limit the political lefts food supply.