Re: Be afraid. Bee very afraid.
If you say so then it must be so!Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
Clearly alien abduction.
The UFOs haven't been able to find intelligent life amongst the humans they have probed so far, so they're trying the insect population.
Simple explanation.
I would have never looked at it in such a light. I thought George W. Bush was behind it in order to stop Granola production and limit the political lefts food supply.
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Re: Be afraid. Bee very afraid.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/27/bu...=1&oref=slogin
See it is still happening! Is Dick Cheney out there with a can of Raid?
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and conceals from the stupid,
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Re: Be afraid. Bee very afraid.
Oz to the rescue, again:
Agri-business using illegal aliens to do work the US bees no longer want to do for such low wage/forage. Heh.from fisherking's article: "...a beekeeper from Columbus, Mont., said he spent $150,000 in the last two weeks buying 1,000 packages of bees — amounting to 14 million bees — from Australia.
He is hoping the Aussie bees will help offset the loss of one-third of the 7,600 hives he manages in six states..."
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Re: Be afraid. Bee very afraid.
I wonder if all those Australian bees just run around saying "wtf mate" when they find out they are in the U.S.
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Re: Be afraid. Bee very afraid.
This may make it nigh impossible to host an outdoor BBQ this summer.
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Re: Be afraid. Bee very afraid.
I thought all hive-insect soldier-worker drones were girls per definition ? And ones singularly uninterested in reproductive activities to boot, that being left to the queen...
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Re: Be afraid. Bee very afraid.
That's what all conversations with female foreign tourists begin with.
Re: Be afraid. Bee very afraid.
Well, if I understood correctly these ruthlessly slay and eat their would-be native friends, which would seem to exhaust the possibilities of this, uh, conversation (Monty Python
Last edited by Watchman; 03-01-2007 at 23:57.
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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