a funny joke

[master of the puppets]

i just found this funny joke. hope it doesn't offend anyone.


SOMEWHERE… IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE…

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
- One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
- The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.
- The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
- The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
- The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
- The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.
- The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
- The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.
- The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfilment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn’t raining.
- The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they’re satisfied because at least the English aren’t having any fun.

[dacdac]

As a person who is 1/10 Italian, 1/10 French, 1/10 German, 1/10 Greek, 1/10 English, 1/10 Bulgarian, 1/10 Japanese, 1/10 Chinese, 1/10 American, and 1/10 Irish, i am offended on every single levels. Plus, sand and palm trees do make me look fat.
just kidding, the only way i can look fat is when standing next to an Ethiopian extremeley skinny person or put something under my shirt.

Now to offend joke around with the Irish with the best Irish joke of all time:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Two Irish guys walk out of a bar.

[Zalmoxis]

I thought it was good, got a solid laugh out of the joke, though it might be more of a Backroom kind of joke.

[Derfasciti]

Wow, that was pretty funny. I particularly liked the Bulgarian one!

[ajaxfetish]

The only difference between heaven and hell is that in heaven:

-The Germans are the mechanics
-The French are the cooks
-The Swiss are the administrators
-The British are the humorists
-And the Italians are the Lovers

While in hell:

-The Germans are the humorists
-The French are the mechanics
-The Swiss are the lovers
-The Italians are the administrators
-And the British are the cooks

Ajax

[sapi]

[drone]

The only difference between heaven and hell is that in heaven:

I always heard that joke as:

In heaven
Germans are the mechanics
Italians are the designers
French are the cooks
British are the police

In hell
Italians are the mechanics
French are the designers
British are the cooks
Germans are the police



No offence to the nationalities involved

[Banquo's Ghost]

I always heard that joke as:

In heaven
Germans are the mechanics
Italians are the designers
French are the cooks
British are the police

In hell
Italians are the mechanics
French are the designers
British are the cooks
Germans are the police

I think ajaxfetish's version works better as a joke. For example:

Italian mechanics are pretty good - witness the Ferrari F1 team, and they created the old Alfa Romeos, Bugattis, Lamborghinis and so on.

French designers are among the best in the world - Givenchy, Chanel, etc.

Germans have a very professional police force, unless one is going with old WW2 caricatures.

And the British are the same as cooks.

[Incongruous]

Quite a laugh!

But, um what exactly is wrong with British cooking? We have the greatest puddings in the world, and the best pies!
Silly people

[IrishArmenian]

Two Irish guys walk out of a bar

Hilarious! We either stumble, get thrown out or are carried out.