As a person who is 1/10 Italian, 1/10 French, 1/10 German, 1/10 Greek, 1/10 English, 1/10 Bulgarian, 1/10 Japanese, 1/10 Chinese, 1/10 American, and 1/10 Irish, i am offended on every single levels. Plus, sand and palm trees do make me look fat.
just kidding, the only way i can look fat is when standing next to an Ethiopian extremeley skinny person or put something under my shirt.

Now to offend joke around with the Irish with the best Irish joke of all time:
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Two Irish guys walk out of a bar.