Quote Originally Posted by Stuff
SYDNEY: An Australian man was in a serious condition in hospital after he was stabbed and pelted with puppies when he tried to stop thieves stealing rare dogs, police said on Monday.
I'd like to know how he was stabbed with puppies. Does anyone know the penetrative power of a puppy when used as a piercing weapon?

Quote Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
I should make it clear that these were whole puppies, not pelts being used to pelt. Puppy pelts are no use for pelting. Pelting people with pet puppy pelts is pretty petulant.
Patting peopple with pets is also the pits, particularly if they've been purchased for the pot. Put those putzes diown, I propose.