I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it

[Pindar]

I should make it clear that these were whole puppies, not pelts being used to pelt. Puppy pelts are no use for pelting. Pelting people with pet puppy pelts is pretty petulant.

Perforce, one were to apply the proper velocity, pelting people with puppy pelts could be particularly pugnacious and provocative.

You can't bear puppies, Stan, you haven't got a womb. Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

This sounds like discrimination.

[Devastatin Dave]

Perpostroues!!! Popping a pompous persuer with a puppy should be permissable. Paaahleeese!!!

[drone]

Robberies such as this can only escalate the canine arms race. Breeders of rare dogs in Oz will now be registering to carry concealed dingos. Dog thieves, beware!

I'm not sure which is weirder, that someone would want to crossbreed Jack Russells and Dachshunds (and consider this "rare"?), or that someone would be willing to steal the results of such a breeding and use physical violence to that end.

[Csargo]

I guess it's a good thing that robber's don't seem to be too smart. Throwing the puppies you just stole at the guy.