I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it
Puppies don't pelt people - people pelt people. (With puppies, apparently).
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I should make it clear that these were whole puppies, not pelts being used to pelt. Puppy pelts are no use for pelting. Pelting people with pet puppy pelts is pretty petulant.
And really, using "Jack Russell cross dachshund puppies."That's low.
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I want a Constitutional Amendment that gives me the right to bear puppies...
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Re: I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it
I'd like to know how he was stabbed with puppies. Does anyone know the penetrative power of a puppy when used as a piercing weapon?Originally Posted by Stuff
Patting peopple with pets is also the pits, particularly if they've been purchased for the pot. Put those putzes diown, I propose.
Re: I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it
Sounds like a job for Mythbusters
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Re: I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it
You can't bear puppies, Stan, you haven't got a womb. Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
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Re: I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it
Don't you oppress me! It's not my fault that I can't bear puppies (which is nobody's fault, not even George W. Bush's), but I should have the right to bear puppies.
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Re: I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it
Perforce, one were to apply the proper velocity, pelting people with puppy pelts could be particularly pugnacious and provocative.
This sounds like discrimination.
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Re: I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it
Perpostroues!!! Popping a pompous persuer with a puppy should be permissable. Paaahleeese!!!
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Re: I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it
Robberies such as this can only escalate the canine arms race. Breeders of rare dogs in Oz will now be registering to carry concealed dingos. Dog thieves, beware!
I'm not sure which is weirder, that someone would want to crossbreed Jack Russells and Dachshunds (and consider this "rare"?), or that someone would be willing to steal the results of such a breeding and use physical violence to that end.
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Re: I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it
I guess it's a good thing that robber's don't seem to be too smart. Throwing the puppies you just stole at the guy.
Re: I've got a puppy and I'm not afraid to use it
You sure you don't want the right to bare puppies ? You know, so you can get their pelts...
Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.
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I'd have to lobby PETA for that, they hold the street cred on those issues.
*flashes the PETA sign*
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