Hello

[Andres]

A drunk guy comes in and starts talking to you about Leffe and Westmalle and how Belgian beer should be implemented in the next Total War instalment.

BB:TW: Belgian Beer Total War is the title he suggests and he insists that the special edition comes with a crate of Westmalle Tripel. He is mistakenly thinking that you are the CEO of Creative Assembly.

All of the sudden, he stops talking and falls asleep.

"Don't mind him", Martok says, "it's AndresTheCunning, one of our many resident alcoholics. He is helpfull when sober, but, well, eh, he has his strange habits. Some say he doesn't like camels, but that's just gossip. After all, there is no such thing as a camel hating TotalWar fan. So if he starts one of his rants against camels, you should just ignore him. Offer him a pint of Leffe Blond or Westmalle Tripel and he'll be ok."

All of the sudden, Andres awakes, starting to yell: "Why, you little...!" and shakes his fist at Martok, who jumps on a nearby camel and flees. Andres takes a horse, jumps on it and follows Martok, meanwhile yelling something about spinache-conspiracies and the oppression of Belgian beer, chocolate and pie. They disappear on the horizon.