Hello

[caravel]

Cambyses II returns with the camel feed to observe two riders disappearing into the distance. Shaking his head, and muttering to himself, he takes a swig of Andres' Leffe, then suddenly runs outside springs astride his Armoured War Donkey© and heads of in hot pursuit...

[UltraWar]

UltraWar notices that Andres' Westmalle is still unopened and starts to open it. When he manages to open the bottle and starts to consume the drink. He quickly spat out this vile tasting substance and got out a can of lager to remove the vile taste. He started to wonder how Andres can drink such poison.

UltraWar saddles up onto his trusty steed and starts on the long trek home to the Holy Land.

[Martok]

And this, my friends, is why the Org is the wonderful - if eccentric - place that is. My hat's off to all of you.

[Caius]

A bald diplomat aproaches the place, he is talking withself and he didnt noticed that Mithrandir band of camels was there.He walked to they and started to talk

After talking for 3 minutes, Caius Flaminius bribed the Mihrandir band of camels.He told Rome was near.They have to attack Rome.Poor Mithrandir, he is going to ambushed, he said.

Hah!Camels and their riders, very foolish people.Im teh best diplomat ever.

*Looks at Martok*

Yes, you are free now.Now burn the stable

Will Martok burn his stable?Know it in the next post!

[UltraWar]

On the way back to the Holy Land, UltraWar was ambushed by vile smelling creatures that can only be nicely called a "Camel". UltraWar detested camels and wished every single one was tried and burned as a heretic with their owners. Unluckily, the church forbids any such rightful thinking. Instead, UltraWar confronted this army and fought them in a long and epic battle. Eventually, UltraWar was onto his last camel to fight when he came up with a idea. Get the surviving camel and rider to go and recruit nomads and go off and kill Caius Flaminus the diplomat. Chuckling to himself when he saw the army go after Caius, he continued on his journey to the Holy Land.

[Caius]

He didnt know he didnt killed Caius Flaminius the Diplomat.Well, he is Jupiter in human form, so he is alive.HE cant be killed.HE launched a storm in the whole (Not more) Holy Land.UltraWar was transported to a ship.That ship was sinking.Now he is under teh sea.He wont come back to life.

[UltraWar]

Knowing Caius wasn't a god, but just some lunatic diplomat who used that as a excuse to bribe everyone to work for him, UltraWar laughed and continued on the journey to the Holy Land.