So Much Nasal Hair that I Can Pick Them Out of My Nose

[Shaka_Khan]

Recently, I have grown so much nasal hair that when I blow my nose I usually see at least one hair on the tissue. At first I thought 'good, that's one less nasal hair', because these elementary students of my friend commented on my nasal hair once. Then I came upon an article in wikipedia:

...However, given the function of nasal cilia, many physicians recommend trimming them lightly, if at all. There is evidence that ciliar motility regularly declines with advancing age, a fact which may be implicated in the higher incidence of respiratory infections in this group.

[Andres]

Well, I'm only at the age of 28 and already suffering from this first sign of aging...

My wife really hates those nasal hairs, so every once in a while she tortures me by pulling them out with a tiny pincette.

[Banquo's Ghost]

Hey, wait till your ears turn werewolf.

[Ser Clegane]

Among the "regular" nasal hair there are also a couple of white ones that from time to time grow long enough to "peek out" of my nose.
Mrs Clegane refers to them as "tusks"...

[caravel]

Among the "regular" nasal hair there are also a couple of white ones that from time to time grow long enough to "peek out" of my nose.
Mrs Clegane refers to them as "tusks"...

[percy13]

Every summer I stand before my wife and have my back shaved. I find it humiliating but pleasurable in equal measure. I have to trim my own nasal hairs though.

[R'as al Ghul]

Every summer I stand before my wife and have my back shaved.

Off with the winter fur.

BTW, Imo being 80 years old is no excuse to grow wigs in your ears.
I often see old man with exceptionally bushy ear-hairs. Don't the barbers pay attention to that? Turkish barbers would just flame them off with a lighter before you knew it. (Not recommended for nasal hairs)

[Caerfanan]

Off with the winter fur.

BTW, Imo being 80 years old is no excuse to grow wigs in your ears.
I often see old man with exceptionally bushy ear-hairs. Don't the barbers pay attention to that? Turkish barbers would just flame them off with a lighter before you knew it. (Not recommended for nasal hairs)

Yeah I heard that about turkish barbers/hair dressers, they take your nose hair, eybrows and all, I know a guy who pretends that he did not have time to say "stop it" and was all hairless!

I have hairs. And a girlfriend who like bears apparently. Easier.

[Gregoshi]

The Navy could use fellows such as yourself. Nasal hair power has been a key component of a nation's military might since WW2.

I have ONE hair that insists on peeking out of my nose. Getting it with a sissors is awkward (and worrisome) but it seems a waste of money to get a nose hair trimmer just for a single hair.

Andres, just the thought of having nose hairs plucket is making my eyes water.

[Mikeus Caesar]

I have ONE hair that insists on peeking out of my nose. Getting it with a sissors is awkward (and worrisome) but it seems a waste of money to get a nose hair trimmer just for a single hair.

Go to a mirror with a pair of tweezers, and fiddle about until you get this renegade hair. Clamp down on it, then close your eyes and make sure you're prepared for the intense pain that follows when you rip it out.

[Gregoshi]

...Clamp down on it, then close your eyes and make sure you're prepared for the intense pain that follows when you rip it out.

[drone]

I wear contact lenses, and sometimes in the winter my eyes get pretty dry. Instead of using wussy eyedrops, I just pluck a nose hair, it works great.

[Caerfanan]

Go to a mirror with a pair of tweezers, and fiddle about until you get this renegade hair. Clamp down on it, then close your eyes and make sure you're prepared for the intense pain that follows when you rip it out.

Outch.

Outch.

Oh, nice webcomic in your sig. I've been following it for a while!!!

[Caius]

Ahh, the perks of being young

[The Spartan (Returns)]

I wear contact lenses, and sometimes in the winter my eyes get pretty dry. Instead of using wussy eyedrops, I just pluck a nose hair, it works great.

that's how I would probably do it..

[Beirut]

Well, we certainly do catalog the human experience in the Frontroom, don't we?

[Mikeus Caesar]

Well, we certainly do catalog the human experience in the Frontroom, don't we?

The frontroom is a human experience in itself.

[Andres]

Andres, just the thought of having nose hairs plucket is making my eyes water.

I forgot to add, for some reason my wife always notices those nasal hairs within about 5 minutes after I made some remark about the subject "fat"...

[scotchedpommes]

Horrible stuff, nasal hair. Removed an outbreak just last week. None from the
ears, thank the Gods, although she has said otherwise to test my nerves. These
women do like to inflict torture.

[Martok]

GAH! Stupid ear & nose hair. I won't say I have a prolific amount of either, but I still have far too much for a guy that just turned 30! I've gotta trim it at least once a week, else it looks like I need a lawn mower to keep them at bay....

[Caius]

I think acne is poor that nasal hair

[CountArach]

I wear contact lenses, and sometimes in the winter my eyes get pretty dry. Instead of using wussy eyedrops, I just pluck a nose hair, it works great.

HAHAHA! killing two birds with the one stone!

[English assassin]

Well I for one have NOT failed to notice the most significant post on this thread

The Navy could use fellows such as yourself. Nasal hair power has been a key component of a nation's military might since WW2.

Oh.....My.......God.

If puns ever become an Olympic sport Greg will be the Orgs first gold medalist. And be beaten to death by an appalled audience shortly thereafter.

[Banquo's Ghost]

Well I for one have NOT failed to notice the most significant post on this thread

Oh I noticed it, but had to seek medical help immediately.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Greg, you truly are the maestro.

[Husar]

Well I for one have NOT failed to notice the most significant post on this thread

I think I had to laugh so hard that I forgot ot reply.

[R'as al Ghul]

[R'as al Ghul]

Every summer I stand before my wife and have my back shaved.

[Andres]

Enjoy!

[The Stranger]

This thread is freaky...

[The Spartan (Returns)]

Enjoy!

for some reason i participated in the game without thinking.. i just did it.
then I became concious of what i was doing and became disgusted.

someone call a exorcist!