News of the Weird

[Banquo's Ghost]

Even without my glasses on I can tell that's photoshopped.

Actually, God got there first. Probably the result of one of the lesser cherubim having one too many on a work night.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Even without my glasses on I can tell that's photoshopped.

Quod non - as a British council member would say.

In The Variation Of Animals And Plants Under Domestication, Darwin wrote: "I have seen, in the British Museum, a hybrid from the ass and zebra dappled on its hinder quarters." This pre-dates the claim from Colchester Zoo. Darwin continued "Many years ago I saw in the Zoological Gardens a curious triple hybrid, from a bay mare, by a hybrid from a male ass and female zebra." In Origin of Species (1859) Charles Darwin mentioned four coloured drawings of hybrids between the ass and zebra.

[Gregoshi]

Darwin knew Photoshop? He was a man of many talents.

[Major Robert Dump]

Man calls 911 for phone sex because he is "out of minutes" and 911 is free. Mugshot is priceless.

Also, audio recording of one of the calls up top.


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...120919111.html

[Louis VI the Fat]

Even without my glasses on I can tell that's photoshopped.

Zebra's are great for hybridisation. The pictures below are NOT photoshopped I SWEAR!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Samurai Waki]

Thatcher is Dead.

[Vladimir]

Soleless Sweedish soldiers caught with their pants down after blowing up the wrong house.

http://www.thelocal.se/22750/20091019/

At least three news of the weird stories connected to this one.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Sometimes love hurts.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Sometimes love hurts.

Oh deer, that picture is pretty concrete evidence all those bucks were wasted on that statue.

Zinadeer Zidane?

[Gregoshi]

Sometimes love hurts.

Apollo Creed, meet Drago.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Oh deer, that picture is pretty concrete evidence all those bucks were wasted on that statue.

Zinadeer Zidane?

Nice one, Louis.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Bionic Butt. But what if the remote falls into the wrong hands?

[Gregoshi]

Bionic Butt. But what if the remote falls into the wrong hands?

1) Then he'll have to take it like a man.
2) After the surgery he probably let out a thigh of relief.
3) "Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
4) Ironic considering how anal men can be about controlling the remote.
5)
Does his rectum flash
"12:01"?


6) The remote has only one number: "2"

[naut]

Any muslim men out there wanting to find your one true love? Well you're in luck.

(Not weird per say. But, the wording here just exacerbated the hilarity).

[Andres]

You gotta fight! For your right! To hang laundry!

[Gregoshi]

You gotta fight! For your right! To hang laundry!

Our development (suburban Philadelphia too) has a similar restriction. Ten miles down the road, a small Amish (I think) farm has an awesome clothesline strung from a second floor window upwards to a tall pole on the other side of a small cow pasture. Occassionally when I drive past, there is an impressive string of laundry out drying. Funny how times change. I remember when growing up many houses had clotheslines permanently installed in their backyards.

Poor stalkers no longer have hanging bedsheets to mysteriously disappear behind when staring at their victims.

[InsaneApache]

You gotta fight! For your right! To hang laundry!

Corsette is.

[Hosakawa Tito]

The devil made me do it.

[Lemur]

You know you're overdoing it when the pimp says, "Enough, Rabbi!"

An eminent rabbi was so exhausted after three days of constant cocaine-fuelled partying with escorts that his pimp grew worried and cancelled that day’s supply of girls, a jury was told. [...]

The court was told that on the ninth day, and after the rabbi had stayed up for three straight days, Mr Abbas was so concerned about his health that he scrapped that day’s supply of prostitutes. In a text message to a woman called Clio he wrote: “Hi Clio, I have tried to wake Shel up but I don’t want to wake him. He was very tired because he had no sleep for three days, needed to rest, because he is going to his office to work on Monday at 8. Please cancel the party today.”

[Monk]

The devil made me do it.

A Monk after my own heart.

[Lemur]

The devil made me do it.

Can't believe you posted this without that kik-booty picture from the article. Behold, the heavy metal monk:

[Andres]

Lovers caught romping in clock tower

WELL, it's one way to get noticed on Broadway: Two daring young lovers have been caught having sex at the top of Sydney's historic clock tower.
Extraordinary pictures obtained by the Daily Telegraph show the couple apparently giving each other a number of very special hugs against the balcony underneath the giant clock across the road from Broadway Shopping Centre, near the University of Sydney, at 3.30pm on Friday.

Pape?

[Gregoshi]

Lovers caught romping in clock tower

<from the article>

"The couple is urged to come forward and reveal themselves."

Um, they already did.

[Lemur]

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office. [...]

[T]he woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.

[Banquo's Ghost]

Ouch. I bet that was sore.

[Gregoshi]

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

The appropriate, ahem, tool to make a dildo joint.

[drone]

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

Should have used a sawzall with the orbital action.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

They should have saw that coming.

CR

[Vladimir]

Runner-up for the Darwin award? She didn't remove herself from the gene pool but it almost inhibited her ability to reproduce. Surely it's worth an honorable mention.

[Gregoshi]

They should have saw that coming.

CR

Awesome double pun!