News of the Weird

[Crazed Rabbit]

Curses.

Who's that dude? Also, the video embed code is conveniently located to the right of the insert image code, as a general FYI.

CR

[Fragony]

Paris just got pwned, pretty famous image



oh noes http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/arc...eases/2010/07/

[The Wizard]

That is a massive double-headed fly.

It will annoy the enemy into submission.

[Lemur]

Nine year old launches lingerie line for kids

Insert pedophilia joke here



Seems like every time we hear about Noah Cyrus she's doing something totally innapropriate for her age.

Whether it's dressing like a dominatrix for Halloween, skipping around a pole-dancing pole or performing the totally un-PG hits 'Smack That' and 'Tik Tok', we suspect this nine-year-old could easily notch up more scandals than her big sis by the time she hits her teens.

The latest news that's got us scratching our heads and wondering, yet again, 'what were her parents thinking?' ...little Noah is set to become a lingerie model.

She'll be teaming up with her pint-sized best friend Emily Grace to launch a children's lingerie collection for 'Ohh! La, La! Couture'.

The company's website describes The Emily Grace Collection as having a “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, reminiscent of Emily’s true personality. She is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers to create versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look. [...] We weep for the future.

[Gregoshi]

Let's use father Billy Ray's song Achy Breaky Heart for this one:

You can tell the world
You're a wicked little girl
When wearin' trashy clothes and skimpy thong
Or you can make your friends
Attract some nasty men
Wearing lingerie to turn them on.

Chorus
But don't be a tart, a nine year old tart
I just don't think you understand
But you're gonna be a tart, a pedophile's mark
The fantasy of creepy, dirty men.

[drone]

Now where did I put that Pedobear jpg?

[Gregoshi]

Now where did I put that Pedobearbare jpg?

Fixed it. And BTW drone, that statement sounds a little creepy.

[Hosakawa Tito]

^^^ Pic should be titled "Britney Spears: The Early Years".

Here's a rather creepy interesting babe. Teenage Taxidermist. Hmmm, she's from San Antonio....I double dog dare Strike to slap a collar on her and show her who the real alpha-male is in Texas.

[Gregoshi]

....I double dog dare Strike to slap a collar on her and show her who the real alpha-male is in Texas.

Sorry, she's already wearing a collar, which means she's spoken for.

[Cute Wolf]

All images must be hosted by you, not hot linked. This image was in poor taste as well.

[drone]

That's the one...

[The Wizard]

In after pedo bear.

Also, that article Tito posted defined "troll" as "a savvy, anonymous Internet user"

[Louis VI the Fat]

Extinct: Andaman tribe’s extermination complete as last member dies

The last member of a unique tribe has died on India’s Andaman Islands.

Boa Sr, who died last week aged around 85, was the last speaker of ‘Bo’, one of the ten Great Andamanese languages. The Bo are thought to have lived in the Andaman Islands for as much as 65,000 years, making them the descendants of one of the oldest human cultures on Earth.

‘With the death of Boa With the death of Boa Sr and the extinction of the Bo language, a unique part of human society is now just a memory'.

** See the 'Last of the Bo' sing her song here: http://www.survivalinternational.org/news/5509 **

Not really weird news, but where else to share this.

There is something unspeakably sad about this. A 65.000 year old line has been broken. An entire world has come to an end with the passing away of this woman.

Just because they were a small tribe, does not make them secondary, or a mere subgroup. Owing to its complete isolation, and early split of the rest of humanity, this single tribe is as much an entire group of humans as much as far larger groups are. 'Celts' or 'Latins' are a few thousand years old. Indo-Europeans six to eight thousand years old. The Bo are an estimated 30-60 thousand year old.

Now they are extinct.


(There are several roughly related tribes left. Their total population combined is estimated at fifty. They will die out one by one in our lifetime. Ending a human line, a race if one wishes, that is older than that of East Asians, Europeans or Aboriginals)

[Crazed Rabbit]

From Milwaukee, Heartland of Pranks:

It happened when a 21-year-old man thought it would be funny to scare his mother when she got home from shopping Thursday night.

He put on a ski mask, confronted her behind their home and pretended to rob her.

That's when she pulled out a .357 revolver and fired several times.

Her son was hit at least twice by bullets, one of them to the groin.

He is in the hospital this morning, but there is no word on his condition.

CR

[Gregoshi]

So much for grandchildren.

Also, that is quite sad about the Bo.

[Subotan]

Breaking News: Charles Darwin was white

[Cute Wolf]

Well, after wearing that lingerie in previous posts..... This story was not a surprise...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,584936,00.html

11 Year Old Girl Give Birth to a Baby Boy




Friday, February 05, 2010
By Jessica Ryen Doyle

An 11-year-old girl in the Northeast recently gave birth to a baby boy, the girl’s family told Fox News.

"My daughter and (her) baby are fine, and the baby is absolutely beautiful," said the mother of the 11-year-old girl. The girl and her family are not being named in order to protect the new parent's privacy.

According to Dr. Manny Alvarez, managing health editor of FoxNews.com, the girl’s age places her in significant danger.

"A very comprehensive approach to her care needs to be instituted early in her pregnancy," Alvarez said.

A recent report by the Guttmacher Institute said teen pregnancies in the U.S. were up 3 percent in 2006. But this case is not about a teenager, noted Dr. Abdulla Al-Khan, a leading high-risk obstetrician — it’s about a pre-teen whose body is not yet built to carry a child.

"Her body is clearly not defined for pregnancy with its short stature," Al-Khan said. "Her chest is not extensively developed for breast tissue, her bones aren't quite fused, and once you expose a child this young to high amounts of progesterone and especially estrogen, there is (a possibility) that it could halt her growth."

Al-Khan said other medical challenges facing a pregnant girl as young as 10 or 11 include:

— The pelvis is not defined for natural childbirth;

— The vagina could sustain injury during a natural birth;

— The patient is at high risk for preeclampsia, a pregnancy condition marked by high blood pressure and protein in the urine, and which can lead to convulsions and multi-system organ failure;

— A higher risk of pre-term labor and delivery, which would mean the baby’s size would be compromised, leaving the baby at risk for developmental issues, fetal growth restriction and chromosomal abnormalities;

— Higher incidence of stillbirth;

— Higher incidence of cholestasis of pregnancy, a condition caused by the blockage of bile, which can lead to stillbirth and placenta issues;

— A chance of developing fatty liver, which can be fatal.

"The textbooks don’t even tell you how to deal with a 10-year-old; it’s completely different even though we understand the basics," Al-Khan said.

Al-Khan said a patient like this would benefit from early intervention and would have to be seen on a weekly basis during the pregnancy to prevent complications.

"Think about how difficult a pregnancy is for someone in their 20s or 30s ... the aches, pains, the sleep deprivation," Al-Khan said. "Now imagine it in a child."

There are also psychological issues associated with pre-teen pregnancy because a 10-year-old cannot be mentally ready to give birth, Al-Khan said.

"This is heart-wrenching because you have a kid whose mental capacities can’t possibly wrap themselves around what it means to be a mother," agreed Dr. Keith Ablow, a psychiatrist and Fox News contributor. "There are so many psychological minefields in store for her. Feelings of guilt, feelings of wanting to nurture another human being, and yet this is all very, very complex and intense when she looks to her own family to essentially support, and if you will, father her child."

Ablow pointed out that the girl is dependent on her own family to take care of her, yet she now has a child who is dependent on her.

"She has her own life plan, and yet there’s another life that should take precedence," Ablow said.

According to the Guttmacher Institute, nearly half of all 15-19 year-olds in the U.S. have had sex at least once.

In 2002, some 13 percent of never-married females aged 15-19 had had sex before the age of 15, according to the think tank.

Al-Khan said it was likely that the possibility of terminating the baby would have come up in this case, because as sensitive a subject as it is, going through with the pregnancy would be a greater risk than having an abortion.

The youngest documented case of a child pregnancy was in 1939 in Lima, Peru, Al-Khan said. Lina Medina was six years old when she became pregnant and gave birth to a baby.

[Lemur]

Saudis Reject Ambassador Whose Names Means "Biggus Dickus"

Despite having served for years as a distinguished Pakistani diplomat, Akbar Zeb reportedly cannot receive accreditation as Pakistan's ambassador to Saudi Arabia. The reason, apparently, has nothing to do with his credentials, and everything to do with his name -- which, in Arabic, translates to "biggest dick." [...]

According to this Arabic-language article in the Arab Times, Pakistan had previously floated Zeb's name as ambassador to the United Arab Emirates and Bahrain, only to have him rejected for the same reason. One can only assume that submitting Zeb's name to a number of Arabic-speaking countries is some unique form of punishment designed by the Pakistani Foreign Ministry -- or the result of a particularly egregious cockup.

[InsaneApache]

Shame. He's a high wanking officwal, you know. One of the highest wankers in Wome.

[drone]

He has a wife, you know....

[Lemur]

We have no choice but to review the video evidence, which begins at 1:24.

[The Wizard]

You just can't think stuff like this up

[Gregoshi]

Akbar Zeb wants to know why the Arabs titter so.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Clearly the Saudis are just a bunch of small-minded men.

CR

[Lemur]

Lesbian youth at high risk for pregnancy: UBC study

Lesbian and bisexual youth are up to seven times more likely to get pregnant than their heterosexual peers, a study of British Columbia students has found.

[Gregoshi]

Lesbian youth at high risk for pregnancy: UBC study

Lesbian and bisexual youth are up to seven times more likely to get pregnant than their heterosexual peers, a study of British Columbia students has found.

These lesbians are right up there with veteran kamikaze pilots.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Indiscriminate anti-discrimination. hoo boy

[InsaneApache]

Indiscriminate anti-discrimination. hoo boy

That's right up there with the ridiculous notion of having wheelchair access in the Yorkshire Dales. I sometime think I'm living in a Monty Python movie. I'm off to find a one-legged, deaf, dumb and blind black single parent lesbian to co-ordinate.

[Hosakawa Tito]

That's right up there with the ridiculous notion of having wheelchair access in the Yorkshire Dales. I sometime think I'm living in a Monty Python movie. I'm off to find a one-legged, deaf, dumb and blind black single parent lesbian to co-ordinate.

That is precious.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Blimey, he's onto us. Should we tell him, or hope this will pass too - I mean, the silly little bugger didn't even get the hint when we showed him the Truman Show either.