News of the Weird

[TevashSzat]

Wow.....that is just freaky.....

[Fragony]

Lady's and gentlemen, we got him

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_osrVjnPbdE...ed+At+CERN.jpg

oh and I need that hat

http://picasaweb.google.com/reddit/G...39775412165778

[TevashSzat]

Lady's and gentlemen, we got him

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_osrVjnPbdE...ed+At+CERN.jpg

So thats how the LHC got broken........Everyone, prepare for the upcoming alien invasion

[naut]

That kitten looks like the stuff they have in an exhibit I went to in Portugal. All kinds of two headed cats, snakes, dogs and other deformed animals in jars there. Freaky stuff, listening to it purr would be creepy...

[CountArach]

That kitten looks like the stuff they have in an exhibit I went to in Portugal. All kinds of two headed cats, snakes, dogs and other deformed animals in jars there. Freaky stuff, listening to it purr would be creepy...

It purrs in stereo sound.

[Fragony]

Not anymore, muerte

[Gregoshi]

Not anymore, muerte

Link: Two-faced kitten

[Lemur]

Okay, please forgive me, 'cause this involves a politician, but I don't have anyplace else to put it, and it's too trivial to warrant its own thread.

Charlie Crist, the longtime "bachelor" governor of Florida, is not gay. He is so incredibly not-gay that he's heterosexually marrying a woman. Like, a real, live woman, with female parts and everything. Admittedly, this only got announced when he was a contender for the VP slot, but that's how love works sometimes.

Anyway, this very not-gay governor has sent out wedding invitations for his hetero-marriage. They're pink.

But then, lots of heterosexual men use the color pink ... on their, um ... wedding invitations ... for their first marriage .. at age fifty-two.

[Gregoshi]

Lemur, you should know the man doesn't have - or want - a say in such things as a wedding invitation. Or any wedding detail for that matter. Besides, maybe it was Charlie's turn to be the wife on the day they picked the invitations.

[Ronin]

Okay, please forgive me, 'cause this involves a politician, but I don't have anyplace else to put it, and it's too trivial to warrant its own thread.

Charlie Crist, the longtime "bachelor" governor of Florida, is not gay. He is so incredibly not-gay that he's heterosexually marrying a woman. Like, a real, live woman, with female parts and everything. Admittedly, this only got announced when he was a contender for the VP slot, but that's how love works sometimes.

Anyway, this very not-gay governor has sent out wedding invitations for his hetero-marriage. They're pink.

But then, lots of heterosexual men use the color pink ... on their, um ... wedding invitations ... for their first marriage .. at age fifty-two.

what else can I say but....'You GO GIRL!'

[Hooahguy]

mens bras storm japan

[Gregoshi]

mens bras storm japan

Charlie says "hte old".

[Crazed Rabbit]

Okay, please forgive me, 'cause this involves a politician, but I don't have anyplace else to put it, and it's too trivial to warrant its own thread.

Charlie Crist, the longtime "bachelor" governor of Florida, is not gay. He is so incredibly not-gay that he's heterosexually marrying a woman. Like, a real, live woman, with female parts and everything. Admittedly, this only got announced when he was a contender for the VP slot, but that's how love works sometimes.

Anyway, this very not-gay governor has sent out wedding invitations for his hetero-marriage. They're pink.

But then, lots of heterosexual men use the color pink ... on their, um ... wedding invitations ... for their first marriage .. at age fifty-two.

Um, I've always been under the impression women controlled the whole wedding planning thing.


Also, be careful with GPS.

CR

[LittleGrizzly]

Link: Two-faced kitten

Awww

Bit of a cat lover and that whole meowing out of 2 mouths sounded so incredibly cute!

Not a happy Grizzly....

[Lemur]

Finally, the case of the notorious butt bandit has been cracked. What a cheeky fellow!

NOVEMBER 25--Nebraska's notorious "butt bandit" was charged today with a public indecency spree in which he allegedly lathered his private parts in baby lotion and then left "butt and penis prints on local business windows" in the city of Valentine. Thomas Larvie, named today in a nine-count misdemeanor criminal complaint, was arrested last Wednesday after Officer Dana Miller spotted him "trying to hide in the shadows" near a parking lot. A detailed (and gross) probable cause affidavit, a copy of which you'll find below, notes that Larvie, 35, was wearing a handkerchief over his face and had a 16.5 ounce bottle of "Baby Magic Baby Lotion" in his pants pocket when approached by Miller at around 3:30 AM. Oh, and Larvie's "erect penis was partially protruding" from his unzipped pants.

A subsequent police investigation determined that eight Valentine businesses--including the post office, a livestock firm, and a pharmacy--had been left with butt and/or penis prints on their doors and windows. Some of the firms also had pages from a pornographic magazine stuck on the exterior of their premises. Jay Hollenbeck's Farm Bureau was hit particularly hard, with "penis prints on a west window, a butt and penis print on a south window, a penis print on a west window, and a penis print on the door."

[Hosakawa Tito]

Yeah, I read that one yesterday. Got caught red han...er...butt cheeked. I do pity the cop who has to "collect" those "prints" for evidence though. What a sandwich.

I'll be extremely disappointed in the local youth if some don't take up the torch and carry on his good work. There just aren't enough real heroes to look up to these days...

[spmetla]

To think some people will have to be his 'peers' when it goes to court (assuming it does).

[naut]

Jay Hollenbeck's Farm Bureau was hit particularly hard, with "penis prints on a west window, a butt and penis print on a south window, a penis print on a west window, and a penis print on the door."

Hehe.

[Gregoshi]

Rythmic, you missed one:

Some of the firms...

[FactionHeir]

Forced gay marriage becomes unbearable

[Hosakawa Tito]

Bong Hits for Jesus Dude: Closure I always wondered what happened to this case and where this young man ended up.

[Banquo's Ghost]

This is what happens when human rights are trampled on by the Land of the Free. And I thought "cruel and unusual punishment" was unconstitutional.

[Hooahguy]

that..... is a fate worse than death....

[seireikhaan]

This is what happens when human rights are trampled on by the Land of the Free. And I thought "cruel and unusual punishment" was unconstitutional.

Since when did the police reward people for violations?

[KarlXII]

Since when did the police reward people for violations?

[rasoforos]

This is what happens when human rights are trampled on by the Land of the Free. And I thought "cruel and unusual punishment" was unconstitutional.

About four times a year, those guilty of noise ordinance violations are required to sit in a room and listen to music from the likes of Manilow, Barney the Dinosaur, and The Platters' crooning "Only You"


I thought that the use of Barney the Dinosaur is banned by the Geneva Convention. Although in retrospect he could sentence these people to singing along with good ole Barney while videoed. And the video posted in Youtube.

[Lemur]

27 FEBRUARY 2001- MONROE COUNTY, ILLINOIS, USA: A deer that apparently fell off of a rock bluff, became trapped in a tree and eventually freed by firefighters on 2/25/01, had died in Monroe County, Illinois, February 27, 2001. The 150 pound, male deer became impaled in the tree for about eight hours before he was sedated and removed from the tree.

-edit, what's with the suicidal deer?-

MARKLE, Ind., Nov. 29 (UPI) -- Five deer leaped to their deaths from a highway overpass in Indiana, including one that hit a passing truck's windshield, authorities said. [...]

Department of Natural Resources spokesman Phil Bloom said the deer could have been pushed to the highway by hunters working nearby fields and woods, farmers harvesting crops, or have been affected by the breeding season. Once on the highway, passing cars may have startled them into jumping, not realizing how high up they were, John Salb, a DNR district spokesman, said.

[seireikhaan]

Its like my dad once told me: "Those dumb animals. They run and run until they hit something."

[Lemur]

The oldest LOLcat of all time has been found:

[spmetla]

Makes me wonder if ancient Egyptian hieroglyphic lolcatz exist.