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    Bruno gets death threats.....

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    Sacha Baron Cohen has stepped up his security after being threatened by a militant Palestinian group angered at its portrayal in the film Brüno.

    The al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades, a coalition of Palestinian militias in the West Bank, said in a statement released to a Jerusalem-based journalist that it was “very upset” that it featured in the film starring Baron Cohen’s homosexual fashionista alter ego.

    “We reserve the right to respond in the way we find suitable against this man,” it said. “The movie was part of a conspiracy against the al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades.”

    The London-born comic is taking the threat seriously and has improved security for himself and his family in preparation for violent reprisals.

    The group is alleged to be responsible for dozens of suicide bombings and shootings. It has been designated as a terrorist organisation by the European Union and the United States. Baron Cohen’s Austrian character ridicules the Martyrs’ Brigades when he attempts to get himself kidnapped during a meeting with Ayman Abu Aita, who is identified in the film as the leader of the organisation.

    His character is shown telling Mr Abu Aita: “I want to be famous. I want the best guys in the business to kidnap me. Al-Qaeda is so 2001.” Brüno then suggests that Mr Abu Aita remove his moustache, explaining: “Because your king Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard or homeless Santa.”

    The group condemned the use of the interview with Mr Abu Aita. “This was a dirty use of our brother, Ayman, and we don’t accept that the al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades is part of the film,” the statement said.

    Mr Abu Aita claims that he was tricked into appearing in the film and that he is no longer involved with the Martyrs’ Brigades. He has threatened to sue Baron Cohen. “This man, I think he is not a man,” Mr Abu Aita said. “He is not saying the truth about me. He lied.”

    Mr Abu Aita’s lawyer, Hatem Abu Ahmad, said that he is preparing a legal action against Baron Cohen and Universal Studios alleging that the Martyrs’ Brigade reference could get his client in trouble with the Israelis and the homosexual association could get him killed by the Palestinians.

    Mr Abu Ahmad said: “This joke is very dangerous. We are not in the United States, we are not in Europe, we are in the Middle East and the world operates differently here.” Aaron Klein, the WorldNet reporter who received the statement from the Martyrs’ Brigades, said: “These are terrorists. They are against feminism, gay rights and abortion. Once I asked them what would they do if they found out one of their members was a homosexual. They said they would cut off his head.”

    Baron Cohen also angered Orthodox Jews during the filming of Brüno in Jerusalem when he nearly provoked a riot as he strutted down the street in a sexed-up Hasidic outfit with skintight shorts.

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    “Look at the evil people in the world — Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin — what do they all have in common? Moustaches”

    “Is it a coincidence that all the good people have long hair, like Jesus, and like hippies and, you know, Rod Stewart”

    “Vassup! Being gay is the new coolest thing, so that’s why I’ve come to the gayest part of America — Alabama”

    “How cool is Jesus? Is He cooler than the Backstreet Boys?”

    “The rise of club music, the fall of apartheid — coincidence or not?"


    http://entertainment.timesonline.co....cle6729022.ece

    Talk about taking the piss! Funny as hell.
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    Don't mess with little old ladies from Texas. Something tells me his CRIP gang membership has been revoked.
    Interestingly, an English name for a wasp is a jasper, so in that town, a can of Raid is exactly the right response.
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    English granny's are no pushover either https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-ogrMr4lWc

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache View Post
    Bruno gets death threats.....

    http://entertainment.timesonline.co....cle6729022.ece

    Talk about taking the piss! Funny as hell.
    Well, I must say I don't find it all that weird, he is pretty much playing with fire there...
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    Lemur caught red handed. I think they're on to us Lem.
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    Youth employment program. Top that Las Vegas.
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    It seems our feline friends are beginning to make use of the transportation system

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    When a man and a horse are in love, why has everybody got to be so mean about it?

    A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal's owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday.

    But this wasn't the first time Rodell Vereen has been charged with buggery. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse after owner Barbara Kenley found him in the same stable and was sentenced to probation and placed on the state's sex offender list.

    Kenley said she noticed several weeks ago her 21-year-old horse Sugar was acting strange and getting infections again. She noticed things in the barn had been moved around — dirt piled up and bales of hay stacked near the horse's stall at her Lazy B Stables in Longs. [...]

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    EU creates economic growth in Germany

    Hardware stores and home-improvement chains in Germany are seeing massive increases in the sales of the traditional bulbs. Obi reports a 27 percent growth in sales over the same period a year ago. Hornbach has seen its frosted-glass light bulb sales increase by 40-112 percent. When it comes to 100-watt bulbs, Max Bahr has seen an 80 percent jump in sales, while the figure has been 150 percent for its competitor Praktiker.
    I can't see any recession. We're in the black over here in Germany.
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    The danger of triple-timing women in Wisconsin

    An unidentified married Wisconsin man who was dating three women at the same time found out the hard way that it can only mean trouble.

    After finding out that the same Casanova had been courting them all simultaneously, Michelle Belliveau, Wendy Sewell and Therese Ziemann allegedly lured the man to a local motel room to seek revenge.

    Police say Ziemann kicked off the plan, convincing the man to voluntarily agree to be bound and blindfolded with the promise of a massage.

    But instead, police say, she cut off his underwear and sent a text message to the other women to enter the room.

    When the women came into the room, they allegedly attacked him and applied Krazy Glue to sensitive body parts. [...]

    So, how did the trio find out about each other? Police say it was the man's wife who informed them of the love quad.

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    150 sick, 34 hospitalized by perfume

    FORT WORTH, Texas — At first, fire officials suspected that carbon monoxide or some other poisonous fumes might have sickened almost 150 people at a Fort Worth bank call center.

    What they learned was they were fallen by perfume. [...] Fort Worth fire Lt. Kent Worley says hazardous material specialists checked for carbon monoxide or other hazardous fumes, but found nothing.

    A worker told a fire investigator that two co-workers became ill after someone sprayed on perfume. When a supervisor announced on the office intercom that those feeling ill should leave, dozens did — including some from other floors.

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    I'm not a pedophile pervert. My cat, on the other hand ...



    A Florida man accused of downloading more than 1,000 images of child pornography is blaming the offense on his cat, according to published reports.

    Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of child porn possession after detectives found the images on his home computer, the Associated Press reports.

    Investigators say Griffin told them his cat jumped onto his computer keyboard while he was downloading music. After returning to his machine following a brief trip to another room, he found "strange things" had happened to the machine. He said his cat frequently hopped on the keyboard when the PC was left on.

    The 48-year-old is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if the cat was neutered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    I'm not a pedophile pervert. My cat, on the other hand ...

    I can haz kiddie pr0n plz?
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    Beaten to it!

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    "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
    Hey that's no laughing matter, pizza cutters are a scourge on society http://www.rugbytoday.co.uk/news/Man...ter.5037378.jp

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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    I can haz kiddie kitty pr0n plz?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
    Hmm, reading the article it only sounds medium-bad. The swimmers are forced to do 25 meter laps instead of 33 meter laps. Still a goodly distance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    The swimmers are forced to do 25 meter laps instead of 33 meter laps. Still a goodly distance.
    It's not the length of the lap but how you use it. (And I won't go any further down this path)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
    He's here.

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    Hmm... How do I save money in the current global climate

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    Quote Originally Posted by miotas View Post
    Hmm... How do I save money in the current global climate
    Put your money in a Savings Account, and don't touch it.

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    Oooor, get some free snake feed...
    Last edited by miotas; 08-09-2009 at 18:59.

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    Pigeon v. turtle.


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    In the latest dead baby news...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8191023.stm


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    Thirsty camels threaten Ausrtalian bathrooms. Solution? Shoot them from helicopters. (Nobody tell Martok.)

    Marksmen plan to gun the animals down amid concern the thirsty dromedaries are barging into people's homes and ripping up their bathrooms looking for water. [...]

    On a number of occasions they have scared residents - tearing apart bathrooms and ripping up water pipes.

    Last month, the federal government set aside £9.5m for the cull.

    Besides sending in sharpshooters in helicopters and on foot, officials are planning to turn many of the creatures into camel burgers and other treats.

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    "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    camels camels camels etc.
    In similar news... World's first camel-milk chocolates going global
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    It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.

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