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    Default Getting divorced?

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    What an interesting way of dealing with such a problem.
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    That's just great!


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    "But I don't think his wife was too pleased," said a police spokesman.

    I must say, absolutely brilliant! Get that man a drink!
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    Hope they didn't have any kids.
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    Default Re: Getting divorced?

    There is a man who takes "splitting up" and "separation" too literally. He may have been a bit too premature on dividing things up as I'm reminded of the Jerry Reed song:

    She got the gold mine, I got the shaft.
    They split it right down the middle, then they give her the better half.

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    Typical German. No half measures.
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