Get yours first. The first cut is the deepest.
Or, he who cuts first, cuts best.
Getting divorced?
Get yours first. The first cut is the deepest.
Or, he who cuts first, cuts best.
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Re: Getting divorced?
What an interesting way of dealing with such a problem.
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Re: Getting divorced?
That's just great!
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Re: Getting divorced?
"But I don't think his wife was too pleased," said a police spokesman.
I must say, absolutely brilliant! Get that man a drink!
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Re: Getting divorced?
Hope they didn't have any kids.
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Re: Getting divorced?
There is a man who takes "splitting up" and "separation" too literally. He may have been a bit too premature on dividing things up as I'm reminded of the Jerry Reed song:
She got the gold mine, I got the shaft.
They split it right down the middle, then they give her the better half.
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Re: Getting divorced?
Typical German. No half measures.
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