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    Kaiser Heinrich:

    I will ask you to hold your tongue, young Hummel, and learn your place in this Diet. Prinz Henry and I have done you a great service by allowing you to marry into royalty; as such, you will treat us with proper respect.

    As for this Pope Andreas and his treachery, I will not die with my city under siege by this foul boggart! Leopold, have me sally immediately!
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    Slightly shamefaced, Ulrich gets to his feet.

    Mein Kaiser, I cannot but speak mein feelings. I cannot bear to see the Reich fall to pieces, simply because of who is Pope. While I understand your reaction to Gregory, I am most unhappy that you have not left his successors in peace. I would have thought that you would have attempted to make peace with His Holiness.

    I fear that in your recent actions you have put yourself above the interests of the Reich. We are now facing many invasions by countless enemies, and none fear our name no longer.

    I do apologise, mein Kaiser, for mein harsh words, as one of Swabian blood, you ought to be treated with respect.

    I shall go and fight the French, as they cannot be allowed to wantonly plunder Swabian land.

    As Ulrich resumes his seat, he summons a page to bring his cloak and saddle his horse.

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    Elector V Swabia rises and speaks:

    Hümmel, it is the popes who have not let our empire in peace. The emperor has not attacked the popes after Gregory before they attacked us by laying siege to Rome or attacking him on the roads.
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    Kaiser Heinrich:

    Agreed. The successor Popes have actively sought to destroy me and seize our capital. I have simply treated them as any other foe we might face, because seemingly they have the same aim as any other foe, just slightly more influence.
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    Count VOn Salza coughs, and it sounds like alughter, the people around him lean back slightly as he has very bad breath. Von Salza stands arms open wide

    Why my firends, do we need these Other Popes,

    Von Salza looks to the Kaiser

    Sir, is the current Pope German? If he is, then curse him! If not, then I sya we dispose of them until we get a German Pope!

    Von Salza looks back totthe Diet

    Comrades, you may say we will be punished by the CHristian World, well put it this way, we already are! We've had countries storm in our Great Empire! I say enough, dispose of this Pope and have us rule the Christian world religously!

    Jobst Von Salza sits, and takes a sip of what looks like beer

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    The DIet enters a time of mourning, the Kaiser is dead!
    He ruled greatly, and shall be remembered forever as a great leader of the Reich!

    Rest in PEace Kaiser!

    And of course with the passing of the old Kaiser, we have a new one. Kaiser Henry, I wish you and logn and glorious reign. Long live Kaiser Henry!
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    The Kaiser is Dead!!

    Long Live the Kaiser!!

    As much as I disagreed with just about everything Kaiser Heinrich did, I must at least say at this time of sadness that he was an Emperor that stood by what he believed.

    Now I would like to pledge my allegiance to the Reich and our New Kaiser Henry!!

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    An Imperial courtier strides into the Diet, full of purpose and self-importance:

    "Chancellor, Dukes, Counts and Electors! I bear a letter from your new Emperor:

    Quote Originally Posted by Henry
    Dear Electors,

    It is with great sadness that I write to you at this time. My father, our Emperor, Heinrich has passed away peacefully. Our Empire mourns his loss.

    It is no secret that I did not agree with everything my father did. And it is a source of great sadness to me that he should depart with us unreconciled. But history will record him as having made the first steps towards re-asserting the power and the predominance of our Empire after it fell so far during the Investiture Crisis. At our low point, we numbered only six provinces. Now, we have nineteen. I think those two numbers tell more about my father's achievements than any long-winded eulogy from me could do.

    With my inaugaration as Emperor, there are a number of administrative matters that need to be clarified.

    Firstly, with my absence on Crusade, there is the question of who will chair the Diet. I propose to create the office of a Diet Speaker who will keep order. He will speak and act only on procedural matters. Any substantive matters of policy or advice, I will convey only by letter to the Diet. I would ask you to accord the Diet Speaker the respect and authority befitting his post, just as you would to me if I were to Chair the Diet in person.

    Secondly, it will be known to you already that my successor will be Jobst von Salza. It is an open secret that my father groomed the late Sigismund the Chivalrous to be the next inline after me. At the time, this choice puzzled some of us, just as some of my father's other decisions puzzled some of us. However, yet again, history bore out my father's judgement and showed Sigismund to be an exemplary figure. And here, I mean no disrespect to my brother, Duke Leopold or my own fine son, Hans. In turn, Sigismund adopted Jobst von Salza as his successor. Alas, Sigismund was too good for this world but we must honour his wishes and recognise Jobst von Salva as the new Prince and heir to the throne. Prince Jobst will deputise whenever the Diet Speaker is sick or otherwise unable to attend to his duties.

    Thirdly, with my inauguration, the post of Duke of Swabia falls open. With some regret, I must leave my stead in Staufen and relocate my household in Rome. I have also thought of who should rule the Duchy of Swabia. I confess, Electors, that I believe combining the office of Duke and Prince may be to the detriment of both. Whoever holds both offices faces a conflict of interest - vigorously pursue the interests of Swabia or act with restraint so as to avoid facing enemies in other Houses when he becomes Emperor. Consequently, even though Prince Jobst is clearly the most qualified man for the post of Duke of Swabia, I have decided not to assign the title to him.

    I have also considered passing on the title to my son, Hans, who has recently come of age. However, although Hans is a fine young man, he is still young and moreover is coming with me on crusade; his destiny, I believe lies in the Holy Land. Swabia, I feel, needs a man back home in the Empire to help defend her against the French invasion. Consequently, I look instead at my son in law, Ulrich von Hummel. As all Swabians know, Ulrich has worked behind the scenes for the Duchy, facillitating our private meetings. Some even say he is the reincarnation of Sigismund, although now in a darker, more dreadful and vengeful form. I recognise Ulrich is largely untested. Therefore, I am appointing him only the Steward of Swabia. Before he can be Duke, I task him with this duty - reclaim Metz from the French! If he can do this, and hold all Swabia's other territories, I will promote him from Steward to Duke. If he fails to do this by the next Diet, I may reconsider his position as Steward.

    I hope that the Diet will understand and respect the above decisions, which I sincerely believe will be for the good of the Empire.

    Yours

    Henry

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