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    'Crazed Hare' Attacks Austrian Couple

    An elderly Austrian woman required hospital treatment after being attacked by what was described as a 'crazed hare.' Police were forced to shoot the rampaging beast before it could hurt anybody else.

    An elderly Austrian couple have been attacked by a "crazed hare."
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    An elderly Austrian couple have been attacked by a "crazed hare."
    Traditionally, rabbits and hares are better known as lovers, not fighters. On Monday, however, a hare in Linz, Austria broke the mold, attacking an elderly woman and her husband, not to mention the police officers who were called to the scene.

    In a scene eerily reminiscent of the attack of the "most foul, cruel, and bad tempered" rabbit in the cult movie "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail," the Linz hare assaulted a 74-year-old woman who was hanging laundry in her garden early Monday morning. The animal, described as a "crazed hare" in a statement by Linz police department, bit the woman's foot, causing her to fall.

    The unidentified woman, still under attack by the rampant hare, was eventually able to escape into her home, where her husband called the police before going outside to attempt to shoo the bunny away.

    When police arrived on the scene, they found the 78-year-old man fighting the hare off with a stick -- and losing. Police asked the man to go inside. When the hare refused to give up the fight, the police were forced to shoot and kill the animal.

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    The police defended their apparent over-reaction by saying the hare could have fled if it had wanted to. "The animal always had the possibility of retreat because the garden was not closed off by a fence or other objects," they said in the statement.

    The Red Cross transported the woman to a local hospital where she was treated for injuries to her ankle, and later released. Meanwhile the hare corpse has been sent to Vienna for official rabies testing, and results will be available within a few days, Linz police department spokesperson Alexander Niederwimmer told SPIEGEL ONLINE.

    Niederwimmer doubts there will be complaints from animal protection agencies. "Definitely not," he said. "The hare had already bitten someone. Just imagine if there had been a small child playing in the yard."

    Niederwimmer said the officers involved had declined to make official comments regarding the incident. "It was distressing enough for them to shoot the animal, even though it was dangerous," he said.



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    Crazed Rabbit been attacking people in Australia?
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    Stolen from CNN.

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    Bring forth the holy hand grenade.
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    Not even the holy grenade can save us from Bugs Bunny gone Frankenstein.
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    Austrain members, I will pay handsomely (handsomely in dram, which means very little to you, I think a Euro is about 500 dram, but I digress) for a "crazed hare".

    Calling it a "crazed hare" sounds reminiscent of the American 19th century, in which workers were treated worse than now, one was not eccentric if one grew a mustache so long it could be groomed in a variety of ways, politician's favorite word was "Riff-raff" and the idea of a "horseless carriage" was considered "hogwash". I need to buy a monocle.
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    Crazed Hare? In the Caucasus, bears and leopards are considered predators, but in Austria, is the common hare now the "King" of the ecosystem? Besides humans, of course.

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    I've been trying to teach my cat to attack where I point my finger when I say "KILL!", maybe I should try a rabbit instead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
    Crazed Hare? In the Caucasus, bears and leopards are considered predators, but in Austria, is the common hare now the "King" of the ecosystem? Besides humans, of course.
    Well, since the bumble bees are dying, there is a power vacuum.


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    I acknowledge nothing. [/shifty eyes]

    Seriously - this is police brutality! They killed a (mostly) harmless rabbit! What kind of marginally fit middle aged males can't control a hare? A non-genetically enhanced hare at that!

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    All the poor rabbit wanted was some Trix cereal..."Crazy rabbit! Trix are for kids!"
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    If i was a German police officer, i'd be less concerned about people and more concerned about the hordes of criminal animals.

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    And this is why I encourage everyone to eat hare whenever the occasion presents itself, for example for Easter like I did. Imagine what could have occured if the hare I ate the Monday after Easter was still alive and able to link up with this other most devious of hares?

    Luckily we devoured him before he got the chance to try anything.
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    Please, fellow Orgahs, just remember, it doesn't always work out to the rabbit's advantage. I think it's high time the rabbits started to strike back.

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    Hungarian rabbits have apparently set up a protest!
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    BUDAPEST, Hungary -- Five thousand rabbits blocked a highway Monday, tying up traffic after the truck that was carrying them collided with another vehicle and overturned. Neither driver was hurt, but some 500 rabbits were killed, authorities said.

    The M1 highway _ the main road between the capitals of Hungary and Austria _ was closed for hours while authorities gathered up the animals, Highway Patrol Spokeswoman Viktoria Galik said.
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    Good grief, it's a frickin' genocide goin' on in eastern Europe!!

    We have to stop this! I am going to consult my brethren, and I doubt our course will be conciliatory to those who did this!

    GAH!

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    It's a good thing Austria has strict gun control laws in place prohibiting gun ownership among the Leporidae family. Imagine the carnage if that rabbit had been as heavily armed as our own resident Org off-kilter bunny?

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    Well then, he wouldn't have much in the way of guns.

    We're not going to use guns to bring about the downfall of these states - we're going to burrow under all their buildings and collapse them! Bwahaha!

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    That's such a harsh word for 'crazed'. Why can't you be more sensitive to our heritage and culture? It seems you're just another rotten speciest!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    That's such a harsh word for 'crazed'. Why can't you be more sensitive to our heritage and culture? It seems you're just another rotten speciest!

    Crazed Rabbit
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    Well, we learned one thing from rabbits(or at least the Chinese - no offence intended here!!!). Multiplying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    Why can't you be more sensitive to our heritage and culture? It seems you're just another rotten speciest!
    Hare, hare!

    Why didn't Goofball receive a warren for that post? I didn't think it was bunny at all, just him burrowing the language of rabbit, fanatical hatred. Does being a senior member give him more leverets with the mods?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
    Hare, hare!

    Why didn't Goofball receive a warren for that post? I didn't think it was bunny at all, just him burrowing the language of rabbit, fanatical hatred. Does being a senior member give him more leverets with the mods?


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    Where's Elmer Fudd when you need him?

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    Pun season!
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    Post-Easter stress syndrome coupled with post-Easter depression.


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