How do you want to die?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Poll coming in a bit.

[Devastatin Dave]

Saying something witty before getting capped by the jealous husband, NOW that's something worth dieing for....

[Csargo]

I voted all of the above. I'de really like to go out saying something witty like IN MY PANTS or THATS WHAT SHE SAID.

[CountArach]

lol, when I first saw it I thought it said, "How much to you want to die?" - Sasaki isn't emo is he?

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

Not really any of those, for me it would me more at a posh dinner party eating fine dishes and then chocking on a stone from an olive or something like that. It sounds a little painful or traumatising, yet I would like my last moments to be something memorable, something which involves all of the good things in life.

[Stig]

I miss:
"dieing of cancer like the rest of us"

[Csargo]

Not really any of those, for me it would me more at a posh dinner party eating fine dishes and then chocking on a stone from an olive or something like that. It sounds a little painful or traumatising, yet I would like my last moments to be something memorable, something which involves all of the good things in life.

Killed by an olive, scary...

[mightilyoats]

In fact, miss Jansen can crush me in any way she likes...

[pevergreen]

Well..
Chopped to pieces by axes on a pile of enemy corpses.... because that would be one of my dreams.. Charging into millions of enemies just yelling "For Sparta!"

In your sleep - painless, i hate pain

Self Immolation - depends, am i making someone feel bad by doing it?

Saying something witty - i just say witty things normally

Other (state in post) - killed by the one i love

Other (state in post) - massive orgy. Die from over-stimulation.

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

In my sleep with Miss Jansen, mumbling something witty. All of which is quite selfless, you know.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Suicide bombing a large well-known building when it's empty.

Tasteless, i know, but i figure that if i'm going to die, i should die in a way that earns me my well deserved 15 minutes of fame.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Getting shot by my best friend at precisely the moment that I realise he's betrayed me and is actually an impossibly evil villain, but surviving for just long enough to distract him momentarily so his deadly plan can be thwarted.

[Hepcat]

Either in a plane crash, playing trumpet or at a concert or somewhere crowded.

And it HAS to be somewhere foreign, I don't want to die in NZ. I'm not too fussed about where it could be. But I want to have seen or be seeing the world when I conk out, however that may be.

[Hosakawa Tito]

[Gregoshi]

This is a heavy topic for the Frontroom.

I haven't given it much thought other than I don't want it to be a slow death over months or weeks like two of my grandparents, a friend and now my wife's grandfather.

But since the question is asked, I supposed that in order to keep in character with my life, I like my death to have something incredibly funny about it (but not embarassingly so). Something funny enough that family and friends at the funeral couldn't help but break out in laughter everytime they thought about my demise. I imagine a eulogy delivered haltingly because the speaker couldn't keep a straight face. I don't know if, from an emotional standpoint, that would be a healthy thing for those I'd have left behind, but I would like to think it would be.

[Ronin]

I don´t care how I die....I just don´t want to be there when it happens.....

ok...so If I have to pick one...the goldeneye thing.....except i´d pick some other girl.

[Mithrandir]

[drone]

Noble/selfless act, but the chances of self-immolation are high. Fireworks are fun!

2000 posts!

[Don Corleone]

I like the idea of a noble, selfless act, like diving in front of a bus to push a straying toddler out of the way. Otherwise, can I vote "I'd simply rather not?"

[Bijo]

I don't intend to die :|


But if it happens it'll have to be with a bang. A TRUE MAN'S DEATH. A bullet in the chest or belly while in war as you lie there down bleeding to death (or dead very fast) but it'll have to be after having been in war for a long long damn long time, grown in rank and have achieved great victories in the field. A noble -- and even "glorious" death while defending a place with your men outnumbered, where you fight vehemently and heroically. Ahh lol.

Or a vehicle crash of some kind where you are instantly dead.

Poll coming in a bit.

Why are you setting this poll?

Don't tell me you're about to die or something like that.

[Orb]

I like the idea of a noble, selfless act, like diving in front of a bus to push a straying toddler out of the way. Otherwise, can I vote "I'd simply rather not?"

I was going to push a straying officer into the way :gcevil:.

So, Noble Selfless death for me

[edyzmedieval]

At 120 years old, with 5 billion cash in my pocket, and 5 with supermodels in my bed.

And nobody gets my fortune. I'm going to hide it from everyone.

[Andres]

I don't want to die

[edyzmedieval]

I don't want to die

You are asking God too much even for him.

[Whacker]

As morbid as this is, I'm still convinced that mankind is going to kill itself off through nuclear warfare in the future.

As such, I've always wondered what it'd be like to reach 10 million degrees in less than a fraction of a second....

[pevergreen]

This is a heavy topic for the Frontroom.

I haven't given it much thought other than I don't want it to be a slow death over months or weeks like two of my grandparents, a friend and now my wife's grandfather.

But since the question is asked, I supposed that in order to keep in character with my life, I like my death to have something incredibly funny about it (but not embarassingly so). Something funny enough that family and friends at the funeral couldn't help but break out in laughter everytime they thought about my demise. I imagine a eulogy delivered haltingly because the speaker couldn't keep a straight face. I don't know if, from an emotional standpoint, that would be a healthy thing for those I'd have left behind, but I would like to think it would be.

You should get cremated, and have a speaker in the coffin saying

"AGGH! LET ME OUT!! IT BURNS!!!!!! AGGH....."

[Snite]

Call me crazy, but I swear I've actually seen a vision of my death:

I'm a POW in North Korea during a prison break. I'm by myself when I see the main body of escapists about to be intercepted by some guards and cut down in a hail of gunfire. I lay down suppressive fire on the guards which enables to main body to actually escape! Unfortuneatly, I'm the only person they have left to shoot at and I'm hit in myside and fall against something wooden at my back. As I'm laying there in anguish I feel the barrel of a pistol pushed against the back of my head.

There is the sound of the hammer being pulled back.

I think it will only come true so long as I maintain the Army as my career. As of right now I don't intend to get out.


All I want is
Peace, and One Love,
Snite

[Cowhead418]

I wish I could stay a little while longer after my death to see the impact of it. That would be awesome. Stupid laws of the universe...

[Veho Nex]

Head implosion, knife fight, sexual exhaustion, failed attempt at robbing pet store. struck by quasar, spontaneous combustion, and being so infinitely smart that you discover how your own mind works and become stuck in a paradox due to understanding how you think about how you think. But probably the best one is getting in a suit of armor, jumping out of a plane, then crashing through Wall Street, destroying billions in stock.

[master of the puppets]

i had a nice combination of choices...

the shot in the back thing with the axes on the enemies while doing a selfless act.

I'd be like king Leonidas except i had slept with all of Xerxes's wives and concibunes.

but seriously i think the spartans at Thermopylae died in the best way.