Hard Question.

Mithrandir, to be the lord of Camels.
Dutch Guy, to always be nice and be able to speak Dutch.
ElmarkofFear, because i have immense respect for him.
alpaca, to be able to mod.
Sasaki Kojiro, to be the overlord of the gameroom.

If just one..... I would feel the best about myself as Dutch Guy, for power and camels Mithrandir, for 1337 skills alpaca, and just as a normal day ElmarkoFear.

Overall, i cant choose between Dutch Guy and Elmarkofear.