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    Default What happened to Khelvan?

    Like it says on the tin.

    "Break in the Sun, till the Sun breaks down"

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    Ming the Merciless is my idol Senior Member Watchman's Avatar
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    Last seen boarding an unmarked black helicopter that headed for Terhazza.

    And you didn't hear this from me.
    "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."

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    He had to be silenced ... permenantly.

    Or rather, he was transferred up to EB corporate and is now VP of the World Domination department of the EB consortium.

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    He was kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Khelvan?

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    Khelvan is everywhere. Beware of Khelvan... He is lurking somewhere...

    Somewhere along...In the deadly mist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
    Khelvan is everywhere.
    he's in the air, in the trees, in your heart...
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    Default Re: What happened to Khelvan?

    Quote Originally Posted by Laundreu
    He was kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Khelvan?
    Lol. Awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laundreu
    He was kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Khelvan?
    Nah man, last I heard he had broken free by biting through his ropes and using them as weapons to defeat the whole ninja clan. I think he's now questing to find the lost city of Bartix wearing the hat and weilding the wip of Indiana Jones.

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    Ming the Merciless is my idol Senior Member Watchman's Avatar
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    Does that make him Transalpine Jones ?
    "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."

    -Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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    Quote Originally Posted by Megalos
    Like it says on the tin.
    In case you wanted a serious awnser; he has no time anymore to be really active. (I remember something of a new job, but I ain't to sure)

    Anyway to be On topic, I believe he's fighting Chuck Norris' evil twin brother at the moment.

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    Nah man, last I heard he had broken free by biting through his ropes and using them as weapons to defeat the whole ninja clan. I think he's now questing to find the lost city of Bartix wearing the hat and weilding the wip of Indiana Jones.

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    Smile Re: What happened to Khelvan?

    Tel me, why are they all in threes exept for the second set of:


    it quite spoils the symetry
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    Ming the Merciless is my idol Senior Member Watchman's Avatar
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    You forgot the last set of tomato-in-face smilies are also a quartet.

    Freemason plots, no doubt.
    "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."

    -Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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    Hmm, so many conspiracies to choose from...

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