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    Default What happened to Khelvan?

    Like it says on the tin.

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    Ming the Merciless is my idol Senior Member Watchman's Avatar
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    Last seen boarding an unmarked black helicopter that headed for Terhazza.

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    He had to be silenced ... permenantly.

    Or rather, he was transferred up to EB corporate and is now VP of the World Domination department of the EB consortium.

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    He was kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Khelvan?

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    Khelvan is everywhere. Beware of Khelvan... He is lurking somewhere...

    Somewhere along...In the deadly mist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laundreu
    He was kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Khelvan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laundreu
    He was kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Khelvan?
    Nah man, last I heard he had broken free by biting through his ropes and using them as weapons to defeat the whole ninja clan. I think he's now questing to find the lost city of Bartix wearing the hat and weilding the wip of Indiana Jones.

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    Does that make him Transalpine Jones ?
    "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."

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    Quote Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
    Khelvan is everywhere.
    he's in the air, in the trees, in your heart...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megalos
    Like it says on the tin.
    In case you wanted a serious awnser; he has no time anymore to be really active. (I remember something of a new job, but I ain't to sure)

    Anyway to be On topic, I believe he's fighting Chuck Norris' evil twin brother at the moment.

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    Nah man, last I heard he had broken free by biting through his ropes and using them as weapons to defeat the whole ninja clan. I think he's now questing to find the lost city of Bartix wearing the hat and weilding the wip of Indiana Jones.

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    Tel me, why are they all in threes exept for the second set of:


    it quite spoils the symetry
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    You forgot the last set of tomato-in-face smilies are also a quartet.

    Freemason plots, no doubt.
    "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."

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    Hmm, so many conspiracies to choose from...

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    Khelvan was assasinated by the Free French Resistance.
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    Khelvan was last seen fending off stacks and stacks of the Grey Death alone.
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    Khelvan went to rescue Jack Sparrow from the belly of the Kraken...

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    If you don't know already, you don't have clearance.
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    He was last seen with Ranika commiting Supuku(sp?) with a rusty butter knife.
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    Khelvan forgot to spawn more overlords.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesus_saves
    Khelvan forgot to spawn more overlords.

    Starcraft is so old...too bad I can't play it anymore...mmm those were the days..."The Hive is under attack!"? I'd say he depleted his vespene gas and moved on.

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    ...is that some kind of nerdy euphemism for smoking pot with a bong ? "Vespene gas" would certainly be a novel nickname.

    Maybe he went to see if the Baktrioi Hippies still had some stash left ?
    "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."

    -Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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    Quote Originally Posted by Watchman
    Maybe he went to see if the Baktrioi Hippies still had some stash left ?
    If there were any Hippies to get it from, it would be the Baktrioi Hippies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Watchman
    ...is that some kind of nerdy euphemism for smoking pot with a bong ? "Vespene gas" would certainly be a novel nickname.
    Looool!!!!!!!!

    It`s funny, since I always imagined that the vespene gas was a mayor pot mine, and that the primary use for this resource was to keep my minions happy while they did their job

    And it was specially funny, since the gas itself was ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Watchman
    Does that make him Transalpine Jones ?
    Indeed, my worst fears have now proven to be true, Transalpine Jones is- ALIVE!
    Not only that, he is head of the World Domination Think Tank, known as EARTH BARTIX! AKA Europa Barbarorum.

    Perhaps now is the time to un-leash Hellespont Bob? Whos mighty Sarrissa shall smote Transalpine Jones.

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    You don't mean transfix ?
    "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."

    -Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Phyrus
    Starcraft is so old...too bad I can't play it anymore...mmm those were the days..."The Hive is under attack!"? I'd say he depleted his vespene gas and moved on.
    I read a rumour that Starcraft 2 might be announced in Korea 19th May on a Blizzard Con...let's hope!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krusader
    I read a rumour that Starcraft 2 might be announced in Korea 19th May on a Blizzard Con...let's hope!!
    Indeed. There's a thread in the Arena discussing this.

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    When he arrived at Bartix island just outside the Persian Gulf, Khelvan saw that the mighty Bartix people were really dominated by a much more powerful specie. Lemmings! Whoever, since Bartix saw Khelvan as some kind of god, they rebelled against their former Masters. So Khelvan was last seen directing and using the Lemmings to guide them out of the Bartix island.
    BLARGH!

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    Supuku(sp?)
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    yep, it's out:

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