Like it says on the tin.
Like it says on the tin.
"Break in the Sun, till the Sun breaks down"
Last seen boarding an unmarked black helicopter that headed for Terhazza.
And you didn't hear this from me.
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
He had to be silenced ... permenantly.
Or rather, he was transferred up to EB corporate and is now VP of the World Domination department of the EB consortium.
Foot
EBII Mod Leader
Hayasdan Faction Co-ordinator
He was kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Khelvan?
Khelvan is everywhere. Beware of Khelvan... He is lurking somewhere...
Somewhere along...In the deadly mist.
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
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Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
Lol. AwesomeOriginally Posted by Laundreu
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Look what these bastards have done to Wales. They've taken our coal, our water, our steel. They buy our homes and live in them for a fortnight every year. What have they given us? Absolutely nothing. We've been exploited, raped, controlled and punished by the English — and that's who you are playing this afternoon Phil Bennett's pre 1977 Rugby match speech
Nah man, last I heard he had broken free by biting through his ropes and using them as weapons to defeat the whole ninja clan. I think he's now questing to find the lost city of Bartix wearing the hat and weilding the wip of Indiana Jones.Originally Posted by Laundreu
Does that make him Transalpine Jones ?
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
In case you wanted a serious awnser; he has no time anymore to be really active. (I remember something of a new job, but I ain't to sure)Originally Posted by Megalos
Anyway to be On topic, I believe he's fighting Chuck Norris' evil twin brother at the moment.
Nah man, last I heard he had broken free by biting through his ropes and using them as weapons to defeat the whole ninja clan. I think he's now questing to find the lost city of Bartix wearing the hat and weilding the wip of Indiana Jones.
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BARTIX KNOWS!
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The History of the Getai AAR
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=79451
Star Haven: A fantasy AAR using Deus lo Vult
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=83098
Tel me, why are they all in threes exept for the second set of:![]()
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Asia ton Barbaron The new eastern mod for eb!
Laziest member of the team![]()
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My red balloons, as red as the blood of he who mentioned Galatians.
Roma Victor!
Yous ee gishes?
You forgot the last set of tomato-in-face smilies are also a quartet.
Freemason plots, no doubt.
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Hmm, so many conspiracies to choose from...
Khelvan was assasinated by the Free French Resistance.
"It's true that when it's looked at isolated, Rome II is a good game... but every time I sit down to play it, every battle, through every turn, I see how Rome I was better. Not unanimously, but ultimately." - Dr. Sane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6eaBtzqqFA#t=1h15m33s
Khelvan was last seen fending off stacks and stacks of the Grey Death alone.
All Hail Our Lord of Chester,
Prince of Aquitaine, Duke of Cornwall, Prince of Wales
Edward of Woodstock,
The Black Prince
Khelvan went to rescue Jack Sparrow from the belly of the Kraken...
If you don't know already, you don't have clearance.
Balloons:
From gamegeek2 for my awesome AI expansion -
From machinor for 'splainin -
He was last seen with Ranika commiting Supuku(sp?) with a rusty butter knife.![]()
Achtungaz!!! You vill all zavmit to zeh Svveboz!!!!
Currently rising to power as:
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Khelvan forgot to spawn more overlords.
Originally Posted by Jesus_saves
Starcraft is so old...too bad I can't play it anymore...mmm those were the days..."The Hive is under attack!"? I'd say he depleted his vespene gas and moved on.
...is that some kind of nerdy euphemism for smoking pot with a bong ?"Vespene gas" would certainly be a novel nickname.
Maybe he went to see if the Baktrioi Hippies still had some stash left ?
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
If there were any Hippies to get it from, it would be the Baktrioi Hippies!Originally Posted by Watchman
Looool!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by Watchman
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And it was specially funny, since the gas itself was ...
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Indeed, my worst fears have now proven to be true, Transalpine Jones is- ALIVE!Originally Posted by Watchman
Not only that, he is head of the World Domination Think Tank, known as EARTH BARTIX! AKA Europa Barbarorum.
Perhaps now is the time to un-leash Hellespont Bob? Whos mighty Sarrissa shall smote Transalpine Jones.
Sig by Durango
-Oscar WildeNow that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.
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"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
I read a rumour that Starcraft 2 might be announced in Korea 19th May on a Blizzard Con...let's hope!!Originally Posted by Megas Phyrus
"Debating with someone on the Internet is like mudwrestling with a pig. You get filthy and the pig loves it"
Shooting down abou's Seleukid ideas since 2007!
When he arrived at Bartix island just outside the Persian Gulf, Khelvan saw that the mighty Bartix people were really dominated by a much more powerful specie. Lemmings! Whoever, since Bartix saw Khelvan as some kind of god, they rebelled against their former Masters. So Khelvan was last seen directing and using the Lemmings to guide them out of the Bartix island.
BLARGH!
SeppukuSupuku(sp?)
yep, it's out:I read a rumour that Starcraft 2 might be announced in Korea 19th May on a Blizzard Con...let's hope!!
www.Starcraft2.com
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