People are *********, don't worry about what they think of you
Family comes first
Don't worry about things you can't do anything about
Don't give advice, cos then it'll be your fault when it all goes wrong
Phone your mum regularly
Laugh
There's no such thing as equal rights
People don't mind being laughed at if you laugh at yourself too
You don't need 6 pairs of underwear for an overnight trip no matter how many times she tells you that you do.
Women are mental
Don't write lists
Don't be scared to change your mind
Admit it when you're wrong