Her Majesty's Plan to Retake the Possessions of the Empire Initiated...

[Don Corleone]

Looks like the vanguard of the "time to bring America back into the fold" army has arrived. Tomkat? Bragenlina? Fuhgedaboudit..... We've got ourselves a new alpha male and female out in tinseltown. Link

So, just curious, what is the Limey take on this? Happy to bring footy to the States? Eager to dispose of the Beckhams and their shenanigans? Disappointed that a national treasure is being lent out?

And in America, what do the Yanks have to say? Are the Yanks even aware that Posh and Becks have moved in? Do the Yanks even know who Posh and Becks are?

First the Queen blessing out Annie Leibovitz and now this.... It's the gathering stormclouds of a war of conquest, I tell you. And based on the media circus accompanying the arrival, it would appear that the entertainment media industry agrees with me.

All kidding aside, isn't 'Becks' a bit long in the tooth and past his prime? And what possible claim to the limelight does Victoria have, other than giving Calista Flockheart and Kate Hudson a run for the coveted title of the Ms. Pipecleaner?