The Idiotic AAR

[Xehh II]

I was wondering if I should do an AAR. Of course it would be the worst AAR in EB history, I'm not good at taking Screenshots, I'm not good at making up stories and I suck at almost everthing in the world. I'm only willing to play as either Koinon Hellenon or Romani.
So, should I do one? The poll will close in one day.

[Shylence]

Well since yours will be the worst then mine will be the Second worst which puts more pressure on to you and it will mean i can go "erugh your such a noob" and say it with meaning.

Do a greek one We all know what happens with the romans.

[Juvenal]

You should go Greek.

It will give you a chance to spread proper culture around the Med.

Maybe you could do a combined AAR and lifestyle guide - there is enough geographical info from Strabo for you to be able to give the reader detailed advice regarding the holiday home and buy-to-let potential of each settlement you capture.

We will also expect full coverage of the Olympics (including drugs scandals).

If you fancy house rules, then here are some suggestions...

Don't exterminate - Greek society values robustly opposing views. Rebellions are just an opportunity to demonstrate Greek manliness and martial prowess again (and again, and again).

If you find the Greek War Machine is becoming too effective, then try role playing your generals according to their ethnicity (Spartan, Athenian, Rhodian etc). You can practice the Ancient Greek tradition of not helping your neighbor.

Don't use those boring Iphikrates imitation phalangites. If overarm was good enough for Grandad, it should be good enough for you. And don't forget - real men don't fight on horseback!

If you find you have enough money to feel comfortable - buy some catapults and bankrupt your economy.

(Disclaimer: no Greeks were consulted in the making of this post)

[Warmaster Horus]

Those are some neat houserules... Maybe you should do an AAR.

I voted yes, for Greeks, simply because there are too many Romani AARs, and I like reading user stories.

[Owen the Mighty]

Definitely do an AAR for Koinon Hellenon! Romani AARs are great, but it would be hard to top the almighty AARs 3rd Legion and The Puniceus Paludamentum.

Also, Greeks kick ass. There, problem solved!

[LusitanianWolf]

I've voted 3... For lolz

But I have an better idea to the LOLest AAR ever:
Start with KH... And try to conquer the steppes
That should be fun

Maybe you could do a combined AAR and lifestyle guide - there is enough geographical info from Strabo for you to be able to give the reader detailed advice regarding the holiday home and buy-to-let potential of each settlement you capture.

We will also expect full coverage of the Olympics (including drugs scandals).

If you fancy house rules, then here are some suggestions...

Don't exterminate - Greek society values robustly opposing views. Rebellions are just an opportunity to demonstrate Greek manliness and martial prowess again (and again, and again).

If you find the Greek War Machine is becoming too effective, then try role playing your generals according to their ethnicity (Spartan, Athenian, Rhodian etc). You can practice the Ancient Greek tradition of not helping your neighbor.

Don't use those boring Iphikrates imitation phalangites. If overarm was good enough for Grandad, it should be good enough for you. And don't forget - real men don't fight on horseback!

If you find you have enough money to feel comfortable - buy some catapults and bankrupt your economy.

I have some more houserules to had:
- Bows and slings are for womans and childrens.
- Why should we ally with someone when you can just kill them all?

[EasternScourge]

I say do a KH AAR.There are already several Roman ones.Besides,who doesn't love a good phalanx battle.And don't worry about it being bad.Probbly can't be worse than my AAR.I got killed in aroud 15-20 years. (why am I laughing at that?).