Hi folks,
I am currently playing as Poland -- you have to like those Polish nobles!
Now, I have been reading on these forums, so I was kind of looking forward to AND dreading the arrival of the Mongol hordes. I had made up my mind from the start not to overexpand in the east, so I conquered the footholds to the Asian steppes and fortified along the line Vilnius, Kiev, Caffa. I wanted a buffer against things to come, so I left the remaining regions to the Russians and the Turks. To establish my power as the great kingdom of the east, I annexed the lands of Hungary, parts of Greece and northern Europe (of course, they all asked for it, those pesky backstabbing fools).
Sure enough, after a while tidings came that the Mongol horde had been sighted near Sarkel. I signed a ceasefire with Denmark, Venice and the remnants of Hungary. I tried to convice the warmongering Turks and Russians to get off my back... but they refused. I thought, what the heck, the walls of Caffa and Kiev are stong enough, protected by ballista towers and two complete armies. To be sure, I dispatched my faction leader (a nine star general) to the east -- with a fully fledged army of Polish nobles -- while my spies started scouting the vast plains of Asia.
I spotted them just north of Yerevan, coming through the mountain passes and heading north towards a Turkish city... which they ignored. They headed into Russian territory. Fine, I grinned, let THEM pay for all their unprovoked sins against me. My spies followed the horde to the fortress of Sarkel... not all that well defended, as far as i could tell... which they ignored. They now were headed for Poland.
When they saw what I had in store for them, their five armies lingered a bit around my borders. Back and forth, back and forth. My city garrisons were armed to the teeth, while my faction leader was waiting in the nearby woods, with more than twelve hundred Polish nobles. I thought they would reconsider and instead attack the less defended lands of the Russians and Turks.
They attacked. The great city of Kiev, besieged by five armies.
So much for expecting reasoning from the horde -- or the AI for all that matter. It is indeed utterly insane. Why else would it attack me instead of the much weaker Russians/Turks? Utterly insane AND utterly cynical, because immediately afterwards Venice, Hungary, Denmark and Milan all declared war on me.
Just wanted to share this. I love this game, but there are moments when I frustrates me beyond belief.
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