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    Lmao.
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    Poor iPhone.
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    I love that site so much.
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    I love that site so much.
    Also been a fan also for a long time.

    The look on his face as he's blending stuff is priceless.


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    Thanks for the long, from the gut laugh. Hilarious. I'd not have thought it would be reduced so completely. The guy's face even looks flushed afterward. He sure seems to enjoy his blending.
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    I want his job.
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    Smoothie button......lmfao.

    This is the guy who 'blended' some marbles a while back?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Masamune
    The guy's face even looks flushed afterward. He sure seems to enjoy his blending.
    The only way I can accurately describe how he looks while he's blending: O-face!



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    roflmao!!!

    classic!
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    iphone vs blender, who wins?
    Communism, and Bill Gates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lars573
    Communism, and Bill Gates.
    Siggy material for someone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    This is the guy who 'blended' some marbles a while back?
    Yeah.

    The best one IMO is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNbzmdYRRmg - 53 Toy Cars!
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    CountArach,
    are there any where the blender fails to blend it?
    indeed

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    this morning i woke up and stepped on a toy car, and they hurt my feet, so i beat my 25 grandkids mercilessly
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    I'm sorry to put a damner on things, yet I'm almost certain that that blender is one which has been tampered with to improve it's capabilities. I doubt that any normal blender could cause as much destruction as that thing can - I would possibly expect some blenders to be severely damaged while performing the action.
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    Yeah, I mean wtf, if a fork gets caught in my garbage disposal I basically have to call the repair man. Must be a blender brought back from the future. A hilarious future.

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    I keep expecting Louis to arrive and start posting about how this is some kind of hilarious post-modern critique of modern society's obsession with consumerism.
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    Omanes and Pee-role, that is a stock blender that they use in the vids, as I understand it. Here's their site. If you read about the model they use, not only is it a $400 blender, but it sucks an insane 1500 watts to use! 1500 watts is more than 2 horsepower, and if you've ever been to Lowes and looked at the sink waste disposals, the biggest I've ever seen is 1 HP, which in of itself will fairly cheerfully mulch any fork/utensils/whatever you toss down it. So now imagine something twice as powerful, with a nice sharpened high RPM blade... don't be surprised at what the unfortunately object looks like after it's been been through the chipper.

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    Ah, if it's that sort of power, then it must be pretty strong. Thanks for the link Whacker.
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    I'm so tempted to make a Bender pun right now.


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    Well, get on with it. A Bender pun would be great right now.

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    I wonder if your "friends" in organized crime have bought a bunch of these blenders...

    it´s capabilities lend them selfs to certain....errr..."waste management" uses
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    That thing is going for over a thousand bucks on E-bay:

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    Quote Originally Posted by nokhor
    CountArach,
    are there any where the blender fails to blend it?
    Not that they have shown.
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    I'm pretty sure it can't blend the crowbar.
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    Probably, they didn't show it afterall.
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    And in some of the opening parts of the videos you can see him with the crowbar stuck in the blender with it on but not moving.
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