The 500km Elephant Fence

[Askthepizzaguy]

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Shouldn't it be thicknessity? Or perhaps just plain thickness? Well, maybe not plain thickness. Something fancy, like plaid thickness. Plaid is only one letter off from plain, yet it is 30% funnier. If you were paid by the letter, that would be a substantial increase. Frankly, I prefer exciting thickness over plain thickness. Well, wait... that doesn't sound right. Come to think of it, I don't like thickness at all. Man, I am dying out here.I'd better change the subject. Say, how about that fence made out of forts, and so on. Keeping thread on topic:

Observation that the original poster's strategy would not work against human opponents, followed by a standard joke about what kind of people would be fooled by such a cheap trick. Standard rant about lackluster AI. Witty observation here. Pause for laughter and resume. Continued rant about the AI followed by an appeal to the software developer to fix said AI. Some filler lines to round out the paragraph.

Insert wrap-up material here, followed by insightful and witty closing remark.
End on a joke.

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