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  1. 07-20-2007, 19:45 #1
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    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5250!
    Doesn't that make you feel great?

    Umm, sure. Of course, I don't plan on dying any time in the next 50 years or so, so I'm figuring that by the time I do die, I ought to be worth at least 7,000 due to inflation.
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    $5250. Need to get in shape...
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    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4375!
    Doesn't that make you feel great?

    In fact, it does! Now it's time to cancel all of our life insurance, 'cause our corpses are worth so much! Oh, wait, they aren't ...
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    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5365!
    I just noticed, that with the money I'd get from my parents I could buy quite a nice keyboard... gnagnagnagagnaa!


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    5275 $
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    $3515. Looks like I'm the cheapest corpse here!
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    4415, pfff. I'm worth at least twice that.
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    $3865, Gah!

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    A $mil +.

    Doesn't insurance count for anything? Payday for the wifey and wee one!
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